Anonymous
Post 01/05/2021 14:24     Subject: Why is your cat currently mad at you?

Because she wanted to be the first cat to go outside this morning. Instead her sister went out first and now she is inside sulking.
Anonymous
Post 12/30/2020 23:58     Subject: Re:Why is your cat currently mad at you?

Anonymous wrote:My wife had the temerity to go into the bathroom—and close the door!


Lucky. I haven't pooped alone since Reagan was president.
Anonymous
Post 12/30/2020 23:46     Subject: Why is your cat currently mad at you?

Anonymous wrote:He's scared of thunder and apparently it's my fault that there is a storm going on. Sorry, bud.


I cause thunderstorms too. God, we suck so much!
Anonymous
Post 12/30/2020 23:33     Subject: Re:Why is your cat currently mad at you?

I won't let her electrocute herself by chewing on plugged-in electrical cords.

I know. I'm such a jerk.
Anonymous
Post 12/30/2020 23:32     Subject: Why is your cat currently mad at you?

I won't let him eat ribbon that he keeps finding.
Anonymous
Post 12/10/2020 13:08     Subject: Why is your cat currently mad at you?

The Christmas tree is blocking his window. He doesn’t climb it, just sit there and meow at it like, “get out of the way”.
Anonymous
Post 12/10/2020 13:07     Subject: Why is your cat currently mad at you?

I moved the cat carrier out of the closet to grab something that fell behind it. She assumed we were going to the vet. She has been under the bed for 4 hours.
Anonymous
Post 12/07/2020 19:39     Subject: Why is your cat currently mad at you?

It is cold outside.
Anonymous
Post 12/07/2020 19:36     Subject: Why is your cat currently mad at you?

She had crawled into a folded blanket on the couch so far that I didn't see her when I went to pick the blanket up and use it myself. Disturbed her nap and her warm, dark hiding spot!
Anonymous
Post 11/30/2020 01:28     Subject: Why is your cat currently mad at you?

He's a long-hair cat and got poop all over his bum twice this morning, and I had to catch him and wash it off.
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2020 12:34     Subject: Why is your cat currently mad at you?

I wanted to fold the clean laundry. She wanted to sleep on it.
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2020 12:26     Subject: Why is your cat currently mad at you?

I threw away the cardboard box.
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2020 12:21     Subject: Why is your cat currently mad at you?

I wouldn’t play fetch at 4 AM.
Anonymous
Post 11/25/2020 09:07     Subject: Re:Why is your cat currently mad at you?

I firmly closed the cabinet where my tampons are because those are her favorite toys. They are also expensive!
Anonymous
Post 11/25/2020 07:40     Subject: Why is your cat currently mad at you?

I took away the cricket he played with to death before he could eat it.