Man here. First, let's assume that the OP isn't just yanking us around and there really was a condom in the toilet...

1. It's freakishly unlikely that (with a newborn at home) he's bringing other women INTO THE HOUSE to bang.
2. If he's banging a woman somewhere else it's freakishly unlikely that he's bringing the used condom INTO THE HOUSE to flush.
3. If he hasn't had sex in 3 months it's FREAKISHLY LIKELY that he's jerking off.
4. It's definitely possible he'd do #3 with a condom. I have done just that.

My take: He used a condom to jerk of in some way, flushed it, then was embarrassed to admit it when the thing reappeared.

^^ You really need to be aware that this behavior is problematic aside from the question of whether or not it is "classy." You can be arrested and wind up on a sex offender list. Your neighbors will see you on that list and it can affect your employment chances, etc.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Also why is it unclassy to engage in public sex? Its not any less classy than say dominitrax or rough type sex

Yes it is. By far.

Why? Is sex on the beach trashy too? If no ones around

If it's a place where it's not ok for a 60 year old disheveled drunk to whack off then it's not ok to have sex there. Use that as your benchmark.

Ugh, I live in Rockville. I'm never going to the movies again.

Anonymous wrote:If OP lives in an apartment/condo building, could there be a chance this slippery little guy emanated from somewhere else?

Yeah, her husband's dick. Does anything ELSE ever float back up into the toilet? No? No shit? Toilet paper? Used tampons? No? Then no.

If OP lives in an apartment/condo building, could there be a chance this slippery little guy emanated from somewhere else?

Wasn't this an X File?

I want to believe!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here: I did have a c section. we were not using condoms while I was pregnant. I noticed it after walking into the bathroom so no I don't think it came out of me. I suddenly started bleeding down there this morning so I was thinking maybe there was blood on the condom. I can't remember using condoms with red rings around and them. Honestly I didn't know condoms look like that .

Troll or you are like 17 years old.

Okay. You now say you weren't using condoms when pregnant, but you lost a condom in the movie theater a few months ago. Then you said you only added that detail to show us you were still having sex. You are a terrible troll, but everyone loves your story and will play along.

But I'm not complaining because the responses are comic genius! I will follow this thread to the bitter end!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here: I did have a c section. we were not using condoms while I was pregnant. I noticed it after walking into the bathroom so no I don't think it came out of me. I suddenly started bleeding down there this morning so I was thinking maybe there was blood on the condom. I can't remember using condoms with red rings around and them. Honestly I didn't know condoms look like that .

Troll or you are like 17 years old.

Okay. You now say you weren't using condoms when pregnant, but you lost a condom in the movie theater a few months ago. Then you said you only added that detail to show us you were still having sex. You are a terrible troll, but everyone loves your story and will play along.

Anonymous wrote:Everybody sing!

Tie a red ring round the condom
At the movies
If you still love me!
It's been seven months
In my preg-nan-cee!

Hahaha!!!!

1) it is your own brand condom
2) your DH might be shy, but he is sexually adventurous
3) you both are sleep deprived and probably capable of making bad decisions right now
4) condom don't flow from one house to the next ... that thing was flushed (or ... not properly flushed) from your very own toilet. By your dh.
5) It's his, OP.

Anonymous wrote:Op said the theatre was in Rockville. Also that she DID recognize the condom as the same kind they stock.

+1

Op said the theatre was in Rockville. Also that she DID recognize the condom as the same kind they stock.

Anonymous wrote:Having a hard time reconciling shy DH with sex at the movies DH.

Ya think????

Okay, so there's your shy churchgoing DH who is by your side 24/7 and then there's your DH who likes to have sex at the movies and bring home the condom. Are you in a plural marriage by any chance? Have you DNA tested the baby? Are you writing from the set of General Hospital?

The back flow flapper in our house got stuck in the closed position once due to tree roots in the sewer line. We discovered it only because lo mein appeared in the toilet and shower stall of our basement bathroom. House sitter flushed thr Chinese food down the kitchen disposal and when it reached the stopped drain in the basement, it came out the plumbing in the basement bathroom. Strange but true. No condoms, though. OP, I would say it is 45 percent likely to be the plumbing, and 55 percent likely to be your DH's.