Anonymous
Post 11/22/2014 18:22     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

OP we want an update. Wie geht's with your guy?? Hopefully our affectionate teasing didn't scare you away from him. He could be a perfectly nice, organized, and punctual guy.
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2014 20:12     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ohne Fruhstuck geht's nicht!


Never before breakfast?


No. Must eat breakfast, or literally, without breakfast, nothing goes.


And this will help OP with her german romance how?

Is there a special breakfast he will want? How can she excite the bratwurst, so to speak?
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2014 19:38     Subject: Re:Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Party Pooper
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2014 19:09     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ohne Fruhstuck geht's nicht!


Never before breakfast?


No. Must eat breakfast, or literally, without breakfast, nothing goes.
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2014 18:51     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Anonymous wrote:He will insist that you have a kid every year for the Fatherland for the Fourth Reich. You will be a good hausfrau or else.


or else he will spank your bottom with his monkey
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2014 18:31     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

He will insist that you have a kid every year for the Fatherland for the Fourth Reich. You will be a good housefrau or else.
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2014 16:30     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
MikeL wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Germans regard sex as an athletic challenge. They are vigorous yet ruthlessly efficient lovers.

Very true.
Be prepared for some anal sex.


Yup. Surprise! Buttsecks!


huh?


You must be English.
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2014 16:27     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Anonymous wrote:Ohne Fruhstuck geht's nicht!


Never before breakfast?
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2014 16:24     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I met a German a woman a few years ago who told me this: "German men . . . " eye roll, "they would rather eat chocolate than have orgasms!"

Haha! I have no idea what she was talking about but it was hilarious. She said it with deep scorn in her voice.


Strangely enough this was the experience I had with the one German guy that I dated. He was interested in sex (and oddly kinky), but he wasn't all about the orgasm…



Wow. She got a bad one. Knowing german efficiency, I'm surprised he didn't come with some sort of warranty.
Anonymous
Post 11/17/2014 16:11     Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man

Ohne Fruhstuck geht's nicht!