Anonymous
Post 05/18/2014 15:57     Subject: Rate my kids' names game

Anonymous wrote:Birdie


You begged your husband not to move here. Everyday Slope Park seems more and more like it was just a dream.
Anonymous
Post 05/18/2014 15:56     Subject: Rate my kids' names game

Mariposa and St. John
Anonymous
Post 05/18/2014 15:54     Subject: Rate my kids' names game

Anonymous wrote:Brierly and Breighly


You're worried because they don't respond when their names are called.
Anonymous
Post 05/18/2014 15:51     Subject: Rate my kids' names game

Larry, Darrell and Darrell
Anonymous
Post 05/18/2014 15:50     Subject: Rate my kids' names game

Harmony
Melody
Jazz
Anonymous
Post 05/18/2014 15:50     Subject: Rate my kids' names game

Brierly and Breighly
Anonymous
Post 05/18/2014 15:49     Subject: Rate my kids' names game

Anonymous wrote:Kate (girl), Grace (girl) and Nazareth (boy)


After Kate was born, the stress of single motherhood led to wild nights as the companion to several junior Congressmen. Then, you found that church on east-west highway and turned your life around. Married the youth pastor, had two more babies in less than 20 months, and sell acai juice products from home. You are vaguely bored at times, but Mint Milanos are a great way to cheer yourself up.
Anonymous
Post 05/18/2014 15:44     Subject: Rate my kids' names game

Kate (girl), Grace (girl) and Nazareth (boy)
Anonymous
Post 05/18/2014 15:41     Subject: Rate my kids' names game

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Portia, Cordelia, Lennox


You wonder if anyone can tell that Portia is biracial -- it could be a throw back to your great grandmother's Jewish heritage, and that's exactly what you plan to say if anyone asks (not that anyone ever does, especially not your DH). Cordelia is too stocky and good natured for her own good, and try as you might to cut back on her calories, she just can't attain that wispy look you strive for. Someday soon you'll begin finding the Wing Ding wrappers in the back of what you like to refer to as "the pantry" rather than the kitchen closet, but by then her place on the field hockey team will memorialized in the year book along with her smiling freckled face. Lennox is too good for all of you. She will leave at 18 like a bird flying out of a cage and never look back.


Free Lennox!
Anonymous
Post 05/18/2014 15:39     Subject: Rate my kids' names game

Anonymous wrote:Portia, Cordelia, Lennox


You wonder if anyone can tell that Portia is biracial -- it could be a throw back to your great grandmother's Jewish heritage, and that's exactly what you plan to say if anyone asks (not that anyone ever does, especially not your DH). Cordelia is too stocky and good natured for her own good, and try as you might to cut back on her calories, she just can't attain that wispy look you strive for. Someday soon you'll begin finding the Wing Ding wrappers in the back of what you like to refer to as "the pantry" rather than the kitchen closet, but by then her place on the field hockey team will memorialized in the year book along with her smiling freckled face. Lennox is too good for all of you. She will leave at 18 like a bird flying out of a cage and never look back.
Anonymous
Post 05/18/2014 15:37     Subject: Rate my kids' names game

Ian and Saffron
Anonymous
Post 05/18/2014 15:35     Subject: Rate my kids' names game

Anonymous wrote:Portia, Cordelia, Lennox


You are a Manhattanite living in exile in this horrid town. You can't get a decent bagel, but you'll name your daughters whatever you damn well please.
Anonymous
Post 05/18/2014 15:33     Subject: Rate my kids' names game

Anonymous wrote:Iris, Sadie, Ruby


Bubbe left you enough money to pay for 3 rounds of IVF?
Anonymous
Post 05/18/2014 15:32     Subject: Rate my kids' names game

Anonymous wrote:Lyric and Jaxon


Girl-Boy fraternal twins. Stars of the Xtreme Cheer and Dance team!!!!! They share a room although they are 12.
Anonymous
Post 05/18/2014 15:30     Subject: Rate my kids' names game

Anonymous wrote:Ray and Connie


You are second cousins who married each other in your fifties and look forward to sharing your golden years on the front porch of your trailer home. You are on the wrong thread, PP.