This thread is confirmation that everyone is a miserable asshole. I'm using this thread as motivation to remove myself from DCUM once and for all.

Anonymous wrote:I would never key a car. But if you park so close to me that it's difficult for me (all 115 pounds, fat-ass poster) to get into my car, I am NOT careful when I open the door.

Still terrible. I'm smaller than you and can still manage to get into my car and not be super angry about it. I would never ever open my door into another car and I keep my kids from doing it too. As someone said earlier, you don't know the reasons. Maybe somebody parked terribly up the line and it messed everyone up?

Also, this is an old thread, but lots and garages have CAMERAS, you know.

I would never key a car. But if you park so close to me that it's difficult for me (all 115 pounds, fat-ass poster) to get into my car, I am NOT careful when I open the door.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:WHAT THE HELL??

Why would you permanently damage someone's car? Even smearing the mirrors is bad, but better than keying a car. Have you ever thought that a senior citizen with limited vision might have parked there, or someone who meant no harm, but had an emergency on their hands and was doing the best they could?

It seems that people have their own inconvenience in mind, and feel that they were slighted. Then respond with extreme, horrible measures.

This sucks.

It's a symptom of this whole culture of entitlement, where everyone has to be so offended by everything and strike back to show who's boss. Ugh. No civility at all.

NO. The culture of entitlement is the A hole who takes up more than one spot when parking his beamer.

Wow. No. I get mad at inconsiderate parkers, too (is it me or are they almost always BMW 3- or 5-series drivers?) but I would never do this.

This thread makes me feel good to be me. Glad that a good number of us are sane!

Anonymous wrote:00:16 here - third time's the charm....

What if it was reserved parking and those were both his spaces?

Your a piece of shit dude. You feel it is justified to slam your shitty ass car door into someone just because they parked a little close and your so fucking fat so you cant maneuver a little bit to fit? So you feel it necessary to punish then by permanently damaging their car and paint with cost thousands of fucking dollars to fix. Lets say they dont make a lot of money but were finally able to afford their dream car. then one day they are in a hurry and park the best they could but your retard ass deems it "too close" and you decide to slam your door into theirs. FUCK YOU I REALLY HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU FILTHY INCONSIDERATE SELFISH MAN WHORE. IF YOU HAVE NO HUMANITY AND ARE THAT FUCKING SELFISH AND STUPID THEN YES YOU BELONG IN HELL. THATS LIKE SAYING SOMEONES BABY WAS ANNOYING SO YOU SLASHED ITS THROAT. PEOPLE WORK HARD TO GET THEIR CARS AND TO TAKE CARE OF THEM. THATS WHY ITS CALLED "BABYING" YOUR CAR. IT'S LIKE A FUCKING CHILD

Anonymous wrote:Here's an idea. . .Have a bunch of pine cones in your backseat, chuck them at the offender or their car, and make sure they stick around for you to apologize. Because after all, it is YOU who deserves to feel better or vindicated.

This works especially well in Bethesda.

+1

Anonymous wrote:Just curious.
I have - in parking lots if someone is parked obnoxiously.

You suck big time. Karma is a bitch.

OP, if you worked for me and I knew this, I would fire you. If you think that it is all right to do this then your entite code of ethics is. well, you have none.

Nope.

Omg. You are awful. Seek help. Do you steal too?

This is vandilism, OP.

I wonder if OP lives in my building. We had a bunch of incidents in our garage of someone randomly keying multiple cars on about 10 different occasions. In addition, my husbands car not only got keyed, but whoever did it wiped dog shit all over all of the door handles - at least I hope it was from a dog, but the mental illness that would make someone behave like this makes me sure they would have no problem pooping in their own hand and wiping it on someone's car. OP - you need serious psychological help.