Anonymous wrote:Nothing to add other than a huge thank you to all who've contributed. I giggled myself into tears reading, much needed.
OP, I think a custom set of musical instruments including a vuvuzela, harmonica, recorder, and snare drum, plus a chicken dance Elmo for good measure sound brilliant. And a glitter-spraying hammer, if there is such a thing.
Anonymous wrote:Anything that plays "It's a small world after all". What an ear worm! My husband hates it (got got stuck in the exhibit at Disneyland). Once in your head, it just doesn't leave for weeks.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:This is more subtle. It seems like it would be a good toy - made in the USA, no batteries, no lights, made of wood. How bad could that be? A SET OF SOLID WOODEN BALLS AND A HAMMER made by Melissa and Doug.
First you bang on the ball with the hammer and then when the ball pops out of the bottom you throw it across the room. Then you are left with a two year old with a wooden hammer. And you know what happens when you have a hammer? Everything looks like a nail.
http://www.amazon.com/Melissa-Doug-Deluxe-Pound-Tower/dp/B000VO3GME
Some one got us this. It is the most obnoxious gift ever. What the heck purpose other than to drive adults crazy?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Easily done at target, grab the drum music kit, a fire truck with sirens & a police car that does the same. Put the 3 items in the back of one of those large yellow metal tonka dump trucks, tie a glitter bow around it then attach a musical card that is also coated in glitter. My boys have been gifted many emergency vehicles that don't shut off, the tonka truck tore up our hallway & the harmonica in the drum music kit is horrible.
This. Or if you really want to break the bank: an indoor inflatable ball pit. The kids live it but it means you have the huge thing blown up somewhere in your house, there's 100's of balls all over and you can't really leave them unattended while they play in the pit. And it goes on for years and years.