Oh, maybe 00:51 is the Wilson kid. I could understand that. If it's the Deal mom, meaning your kid is at least 11, then yeah, there's a teen pregnancy or two in there somewhere.

ZOMG. Are you from Appalachia? Why did your parents and you have kids so early?

Anonymous wrote:First, this is Upper NW DC we are talking, so the oldest kid of most of the 50 yr old dudes at Janney and Hearst is probably about 6. Grandpa my tight white 50 yr old ass. [OK, that might have come across as defensive.] Second, how old are you missy? I smell cougar. If not, then third, come to Grandpa, he's got something sweet for you and all the girls.

Same age as my father - eeew.

Are you on your first wife? If so, why did you wait so long to have kids?

00:29, I'm just bitching about litmus tests for Candy-ness. Obviously hot is in the eye of the beholder, but neither I nor most considerably younger dudes would exclude Sharon Stone, Christie Brinkley, or Michelle Pfeiffer from our fantasies because they are 50+.

First, this is Upper NW DC we are talking, so the oldest kid of most of the 50 yr old dudes at Janney and Hearst is probably about 6. Grandpa my tight white 50 yr old ass. [OK, that might have come across as defensive.] Second, how old are you missy? I smell cougar. If not, then third, come to Grandpa, he's got something sweet for you and all the girls.

Anonymous wrote:and hell, if you are excluding guys for having no hair, are you at least doing penis measurements to throw out those below your threshold? You don't want to miss any male insecurities.

BTW, if so, I hope you are including girth in the calculation. Really, a 6 wide can be superior to an 8 regular. That is all.

Yeah, well, welcome to our world. Women are constantly judged on our appearance, and we certainly aren't commonly said to have a shelf life that exceeds (or even approaches) 50.

Anonymous wrote:Wait, are you preemptively excluding 50 yr old dudes from the "eye candy" category?

Naturally. They could never be more than... oh, eye jerky or eye raisins, I suppose. Eye prunes, maybe. But grandpa (or nearly grandpa, or should've been grandpa rather than dad) is not candy.

and hell, if you are excluding guys for having no hair, are you at least doing penis measurements to throw out those below your threshold? You don't want to miss any male insecurities.

BTW, if so, I hope you are including girth in the calculation. Really, a 6 wide can be superior to an 8 regular. That is all.

Wait, are you preemptively excluding 50 yr old dudes from the "eye candy" category?

Anonymous wrote:It would be hard to see any "candy", dad or mom because it was indoor lineup. You have to go around back to see any dads in the morning. Secret service will not allow a slow drive during the afternoon pickup.

So what's happening in the mornings? It looks like parents pulling their cars up, dashing out with their kids, and walking them to the curb and/or door. You know, drop-off.

Sorry new here, why secret service? Is Hearst near Sidwell?

It would be hard to see any "candy", dad or mom because it was indoor lineup. You have to go around back to see any dads in the morning. Secret service will not allow a slow drive during the afternoon pickup.

So I drove past Hearst this morning after my Deal drop-off, which I do from time to time. I've never noticed men dropping off at Hearst in the past, only women, but I paid more attention today with this thread in mind.

I saw two oldies (50 or almost 50) and a baldy who was even more of an oldie than the other two. There was one earlier 40s man who might count for "blue collar eye candy", but only in a world in which almost every other dad is an oldy or a baldy or a bald oldy.

Not so impressive, sorry.

So you are saying the female teachers at Hearst are hot?

Hearst dad here, not sure why there aren't more of us at pick up to see the Hearst teachers....