"Don't speak...no, don't speak.....doooon't speak....."

"Help me ... help you! Help me..help you! Help me... help you!"

"I'm in love with you.
Snap out of it!!!"

Anne Shirley: Aren't you worried? I'm liable to break another slate over your head.
Gilbert Blythe: I'm more worried I might break one over yours, carrots.

I'll be back ...

Anonymous wrote:I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass . . . and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Yes! Give me those glasses!

4:00 wallow in self pity
4:30 stare into the abyss
5:00 solve world hunger, tell no one
6:00 dinner with me, I can't cancel that again
6:30 Jazzercize
7:00 wrestle with my self loathing...I'm booked! Of course if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness, but what would I wear?!

"I ain't about to leave a child stranded in the middle of nowhere! I got scruples too, y'know. You know what that is, 'scruples'? "No, I don't know what it is, but if you got 'em I sure bet they belong to somebody else!"

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass . . . and I'm all out of bubblegum.

'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

Sir, the truth is I talk to God all the time, and no offense, but He never mentioned you.

$6000 dollars! It's not even leather! (said with a NY accent)

You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!

"I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore."

"Veronica, you look like hell."
"Oh yeah? I just got back!"

"I've got the need, the NEED FOR SPEED!"

"I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."

"Should we or should we not follow the advice of the galatically STUPID?!?"
in concert with
"Oh, that's right, you were GONE the day they taught LAW in LAW SCHOOL!"

I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.