Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:48     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
I snooped in my teenage DS' room the other day. I found some kernels in his dresser drawer. I guess we're gonna have a talk about this when he gets home.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:43     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
TMI- How often do you poop after eating corn?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:42     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
My Corn-in-Law wants to go camping with my husband. I don't want my husband and my corn sleeping in the same tent because that may confuse things for my corn. My bible says "thou shalt not share a bed with thy corn". I don't want my corn growing up swinging on corn poles and thinking it's ok to sleep with other corn.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:38     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
May the Corn be with you all.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:37     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:How much corn should I have for retirement? Are 50 million ears enough?


Corn will provide.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:36     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Listen, you can never have enough corn!
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:33     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
How much corn should I have for retirement? Are 50 million ears enough?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:23     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
<-- whoops, "ROFL!" -- blame it on the corn!!
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:23     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
What do all the food natzis think about corn served at school for birthdays? Corn muffins are the newbirthday treat of choice, esp. For those who do just not "get" the cupcake craze!
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:22     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
ROLF - with corn, of course
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:21     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
WWCD - What would corn do
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:20     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:I like a little corn with my porn.


OMG I just found DH's corn stash in the basement!! Is my marriage over? WWYD?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:19     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
PP, are you saying you enjoy cornography??
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:17     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
I like a little corn with my porn.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:16     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
11:08 - Definitely abide by the BYOC rule - Bring Your Own (shucked) Corn rule - and if they oppose, well, they can just pop their own, that's what I say!

11:09 - I'd not wait too long, those lineups at the AAC can be reallly long; in fact, make sure first they accept your health coverage. Those corn deductables can be real killers for the averagely wealthy DC area family.