Anonymous
Post 10/29/2024 18:07     Subject: Jeep grand wagoneer is a crime against humanity

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:NP. People hate the oversized pickup trucks, too.

You should all just wrap your cars in d*ck pics. It'd be quicker (and cheaper).


All fine and dandy until you need a contractor to come to your house to do some work. I don't think he can fit 20 two-by-fours in his Prius, Justine.


So you're saying there were no contractors before pickup trucks became wanna be monster trucks?
Anonymous
Post 10/25/2024 22:21     Subject: Jeep grand wagoneer is a crime against humanity

The 2024 Acadia grew in size significantly as got complaints prior model too small

It got wider, taller and longer
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2024 18:55     Subject: Jeep grand wagoneer is a crime against humanity

Anonymous wrote:I recently accidentally rented one of these for a solo car trip. I was shocked at the size. I will say it was a smooth and luxurious ride, but in my every day I drive a 10 year old SUV. When I got home I took my family for a spin before returning it and they were IN LOVE. Again -- we are a family of 4 with absolutely no use for a car like this but the amount of space was very appealing to my teenagers (we are a road trip family). So I do see the appeal!


I have a Toyota 4 runner rental car right now (not what I reserved) and the thing is massive but it is a pretty nice ride on the highway. I will not even attempt to parallel park it though.
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2024 18:47     Subject: Jeep grand wagoneer is a crime against humanity

Seething about someone else's car reveals you are an unhappy crank loser. Point blank.
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2024 11:52     Subject: Jeep grand wagoneer is a crime against humanity

Just proves the point that people who buy these cars are psychos.
Anonymous
Post 10/23/2024 19:16     Subject: Re:Jeep grand wagoneer is a crime against humanity

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I like it. I think it triggers people because it signals you have $$$ to burn *and* lots of kids *and* those kids probably play expensive travel sports. So many angry broke and/or childless people in this area. And also people who only have 1 or 2 kid(s) and wish they had more and started having kids earlier.







You just distilled 80% of the envious discourse on DCUM.


Damn, for realz. That was brilliant. And cruel AF.
Anonymous
Post 10/23/2024 18:03     Subject: Re:Jeep grand wagoneer is a crime against humanity

Anonymous wrote:I like it. I think it triggers people because it signals you have $$$ to burn *and* lots of kids *and* those kids probably play expensive travel sports. So many angry broke and/or childless people in this area. And also people who only have 1 or 2 kid(s) and wish they had more and started having kids earlier.







You just distilled 80% of the envious discourse on DCUM.
Anonymous
Post 10/18/2024 13:57     Subject: Jeep grand wagoneer is a crime against humanity

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The Wagoneer has the highest tow rating for SUVs. Little car people have no toys. No boat, or horses, or any other toys. Why do you care?And why do others have to justify what they drive to poor folks in a Prius?? BUY WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY!


Because it kills everyone around you, dumbass.

Way worse for pedestrian safety. Way worse for other drivers when you hit them after you cause an accident. Maybe you should stop thinking about only yourself. But this is America, a country of 300 million asshats all with their own individual freedumbz!


This is such a dumb argument. And you sound so confident and arrogant about it. Pick up trucks, dump trucks, busses, cargo vans, RVs are all bigger thank the Wagoneer. How do you explain being ok with those on the road?


They kill everyone around them!!!


Do they???? For real???? EVERYONE?????
Anonymous
Post 10/17/2024 19:54     Subject: Jeep grand wagoneer is a crime against humanity

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The Wagoneer has the highest tow rating for SUVs. Little car people have no toys. No boat, or horses, or any other toys. Why do you care?And why do others have to justify what they drive to poor folks in a Prius?? BUY WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY!


Because it kills everyone around you, dumbass.

Way worse for pedestrian safety. Way worse for other drivers when you hit them after you cause an accident. Maybe you should stop thinking about only yourself. But this is America, a country of 300 million asshats all with their own individual freedumbz!


This is such a dumb argument. And you sound so confident and arrogant about it. Pick up trucks, dump trucks, busses, cargo vans, RVs are all bigger thank the Wagoneer. How do you explain being ok with those on the road?


They kill everyone around them!!!
Anonymous
Post 10/17/2024 11:53     Subject: Jeep grand wagoneer is a crime against humanity

Anonymous wrote:NP. People hate the oversized pickup trucks, too.

You should all just wrap your cars in d*ck pics. It'd be quicker (and cheaper).


All fine and dandy until you need a contractor to come to your house to do some work. I don't think he can fit 20 two-by-fours in his Prius, Justine.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2024 18:24     Subject: Re:Jeep grand wagoneer is a crime against humanity

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
How come families of this size in the 1960s somehow survived without vehicles like these?

Because no one cared about seatbelts or car seats then.

Also, you sound like my dad who was so impressed with himself that he never needed to buy a wagon or SUV (family of five plus an 80-pound dog in various GM sedans or tiny VWs) but then borrowed mine and my sister’s frequently when he needed to haul stuff around. 🤔

RE: the Wagoneer, I have an 8-year-old Acadia and am in the market for something like this – two teens and two 80-pound dogs and also a road trip family. I didn’t love the look of this when it first came out, but one of my neighbors has one so I’ve gotten used to looking at it and it’s not so bad. Would definitely go for the lower end one because six figures for a Jeep is insanity.

Me again, checked out the Wagoneer (in the showroom) and the room inside is negligible compared to the Grand Cherokees that have the third row, while it costs 50% more. Crazy. Although it seems to have had a redesign already so it’s not quite as ugly as my neighbor’s. Also I’m 5’2” and the hood is as tall as my chin.


I don't think you did, because if you had you'd see it's not even close:

https://www.cars.com/articles/2021-jeep-grand-cherokee-l-vs-2022-wagoneer-which-has-the-better-row-setup-437923/

Ugh I mistyped, I meant extra room. But I maintain that while there is lots more room in the Wagoneer, it is not useful room. I don’t need three feet between me and the front seat passenger, for example, although that is counted in the cubic feet measurement.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2024 18:09     Subject: Jeep grand wagoneer is a crime against humanity

NP. People hate the oversized pickup trucks, too.

You should all just wrap your cars in d*ck pics. It'd be quicker (and cheaper).
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2024 11:24     Subject: Jeep grand wagoneer is a crime against humanity

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The Wagoneer has the highest tow rating for SUVs. Little car people have no toys. No boat, or horses, or any other toys. Why do you care?And why do others have to justify what they drive to poor folks in a Prius?? BUY WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY!


Because it kills everyone around you, dumbass.

Way worse for pedestrian safety. Way worse for other drivers when you hit them after you cause an accident. Maybe you should stop thinking about only yourself. But this is America, a country of 300 million asshats all with their own individual freedumbz!


This is such a dumb argument. And you sound so confident and arrogant about it. Pick up trucks, dump trucks, busses, cargo vans, RVs are all bigger thank the Wagoneer. How do you explain being ok with those on the road?