I was always partial to “I LOVE animals . . . they’re DELICIOUS!”

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Some people like tasteless jokes. Remember all of the dead baby jokes back in the 80s?

Q. How did the dead baby cross the road?

A. It was stapled to the chicken

That’s not funny, PP.
My baby was murdered by a chicken.
How can you be so insensitive?!?!

I think you’re being very insensitive to the chicken. A baby stapled to its back?!? That’s grade an animal abuse right there.

Couldn't we get local police departments to stop vehicles with these offensive bumper stickers a give the driver a very stern lecture?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Some people like tasteless jokes. Remember all of the dead baby jokes back in the 80s?

Q. How did the dead baby cross the road?

A. It was stapled to the chicken

That’s not funny, PP.
My baby was murdered by a chicken.
How can you be so insensitive?!?!

My chicken baby was hit by a teen driver. I’m reporting this thread.

Anonymous wrote:Some people like tasteless jokes. Remember all of the dead baby jokes back in the 80s?

Q. How did the dead baby cross the road?

A. It was stapled to the chicken

That’s not funny, PP.
My baby was murdered by a chicken.
How can you be so insensitive?!?!

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I have a younger child who walks and bikes to school so I find it offensive. I hope the driver is never the cause of an accident. It’s not a good look.

The driver wasn’t targeting you, or your
snowflake, OP.
It’s literally sarcasm. I know it’s been a long time since you were a teen OP, but teens are fluent in sarcasm. It’s their primary mode of communication.

And rest assured, this teen is not putting you “on notice” for his reckless disregard for kids. Do you really think this teen will not put his foot on the brake when he encounters children in a crosswalk or darting across the street? Seriously?
Why are we even typing this.
Move along OP.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Relax. You sound fun.

In high school I had a bumper sticker of a black widow spider and it said “I devour my lovers” or something along those lines.

I had a Boys are Toys bumper sticker (I think from Spencer’s or something like that). My boyfriend hated it so much he went into the parking lot one day while I was at work and removed it. Which was honestly a favor. I cringe at that memory now.

Hand up, I’m in love.

In college I found, “If you love something set it free, if it doesn’t come back, HUNT IT DOWN AND KILL It” at a dive-y liquor store and bought that. Kept it on my bookshelf for a while.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Relax. You sound fun.

In high school I had a bumper sticker of a black widow spider and it said “I devour my lovers” or something along those lines.

I had a Boys are Toys bumper sticker (I think from Spencer’s or something like that). My boyfriend hated it so much he went into the parking lot one day while I was at work and removed it. Which was honestly a favor. I cringe at that memory now.

Hand up, I’m in love.

Some people like tasteless jokes. Remember all of the dead baby jokes back in the 80s?

Q. How did the dead baby cross the road?

A. It was stapled to the chicken