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Anonymous wrote:So, I couldn’t help myself and just did the “test” and sadly my American Standard toilet did not spray ANY of the green dyed water onto the printer paper I placed around the floor of my bathroom. Y’all lied.

That’s because the spray went on your walls and countertops. Leave the paper there through several flushes - you’ll see.

The problem is that the lid doesn’t actually solve this problem. Aerosolized fecal matter stays in the air over the water in the bowl; it’s released when the lid is open again. It has been studied—not just by Mythbusters.

I'll take decreased aerosolized fecal matter over full spray every day of the week.

At the price of messing around with a toilet lid, I’ll pass.

Just how do you think a toilet lid works? No tools are required. Lower lid gently. Done.

Then raise it again.
Then lower it again.
Then raise it again.
Then lower it again.

No.

This may be the laziest thing I have ever written. Holy crap. I shudder to think about things that actually take effort that you aren't doing.

Whoops! Edit! Laziest thing I have ever seen written!

I understood you, but did not care and still do not.

Ok, but you're still extremely lazy. Do you also just leave your microwave door open? I know - you're one of those people that doesn't bother shutting their drawers or cabinet doors?