Anonymous wrote:I would walk around with a wad of 100s and just tip the sh!t out of good service on the DL anywhere I went to see people smile. You're nice to me at Harris Teeter, here's 200. You smile at me getting coffee, here's 200. etc. Would be cool as sh!t just to make peoples day nonstop.
If you don’t die first. I’m not trying to be dark but 20 years isn’t guaranteed. I’m taking the money.Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Right now the cash value is $602 million. Of that the gubmint is going to take HALF.
So tamper some of your dreams down to $301MM. Still a lot of course, but not a billion at all.
I wouldn’t give a dime to church or charity. It would be all about mine.
I would call everyone I know before it was announced if I could borrow $500 and keep note of who said no!
So you would take the cash, not the annuity?
You bet your sweet bippy! It will grow to more than the jackpot value in 20 years.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I would never have to chase di*** in my life again
You have to chase them? Are you unattractive? Men dispense them immediately to any taker.
Anonymous wrote:Srs question: how do you get this kind of money without blowing up your family? Do you just immediately lock it up in trusts? Do you form a family office, or join someone else’s? It’s incomprehensible to me.
Anonymous wrote:Quit my job on the spot they totally deserve it, then pack some bags and find another state or country to move to. I won't be staying here.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Right now the cash value is $602 million. Of that the gubmint is going to take HALF.
So tamper some of your dreams down to $301MM. Still a lot of course, but not a billion at all.
I wouldn’t give a dime to church or charity. It would be all about mine.
I would call everyone I know before it was announced if I could borrow $500 and keep note of who said no!
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Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Throw a huge party for all of my friends and everyone who supported me throughout my life.
But I wouldn't tell anyone about it, I'd just hire mysterious people in black suits to hand deliver all of the guests an envelope with an address, a date, plane tickets, hotel reservations, and a couple thousand cash to cover any missed work/trip expenses.
It would be in a city nobody I know lives in. I'd wait a day or two after everyone arrived to have the party, so in the meantime people run into other people they know and the mystery deepens. Then when everyone was assembled in the ballroom, it would be like Oprah's Christmas episode, expect personalized. I'd thank each person, explain the role they played in my life, and give them a vacation, a car, a college fund for their kids, or something else that would make their life better.
After everyone gets recognized and gets their gifts, Electric Six takes the stage and everybody rocks out and parties all night long.
Sounds lame?
If that sounds lame to you you're certainly the kind of person who would never get an invite.
+1 scratch that nasty PP off the list. They're already bitter about someone else's fantasy, and no one has even won yet. Imagine how they'll feel when someone actually does win.