Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
He looks like Adam Levine.
He looks like someone’s uncle who still lives in grandma’s basement and spends all the money he gets from working at the car audio place on tattoos and pot. He’s your nephews’ favorite because he’s always listening to the coolest music and lets them play video games with him when his friends aren’t around. He’s your nieces’ least favorite because he smells and his friends are always telling them to smile and commenting on how grown they look. He’s grandma’s favorite because he goes grocery shopping for her. She doesn’t mind that he does it in her car, which now has a bass that’ll shake the neighborhood. Or that he uses her money. Or that 85% of what he buys he eats the first time the munchies hit.