Anonymous
11/13/2025 13:20
Subject: GFR Falling apart?
Anonymous wrote:It is with immense pride, a baffling lack of relevant qualifications, and a deep appreciation for the 6 figure salary that I introduce myself as your new Technical Director!
That's right! An ex-parent—a veteran of the sideline wars, the mandatory carpool sign-ups, and the four-hour Saturday tournament that was inexplicably held in the next state over.
My official duties, which sound very important, are as follows:
I will be implementing a long-term strategic player development pipeline, which actually means I will scroll through Netflix, occasionally nodding at the screen, and replying "Sounds good" to the Youth Director's emails. My responsibility is to oversee all coaching methodologies and ensure curriculum standardization
I am tasked to manage the club's high-performance training environment, which truly translates to ensuring the office coffee machine is always stocked and that the office thermostat is set to the optimal temperature for deep, sustained napping.
A key component of my role is to scout and onboard top-tier coaching talent and keeping the parents happy by putting more badges on their kid's jerseys.
Finally, I will foster a positive and competitive club culture by spending my entire day making sure all the administrative spreadsheets have the correct color scheme, because if the spreadsheet isn't 'positive and competitive,' what are we even doing here?
In short, I'll be collecting an impressive paycheck for leveraging my decades of experience: knowing a lot about traffic patterns to and from the fields and being really good at complaining about referee calls.
My door is always open... theoretically.
WINTER IS COMING
Have you tried therapy
Anonymous
11/13/2025 13:00
Subject: GFR Falling apart?
Anonymous wrote:Aghhhhhh forgot to ask, was that enough of an identifier or do you need my SSN?
Sounds like you’re fully qualified to comment here!
Anonymous
11/13/2025 12:45
Subject: GFR Falling apart?
Aghhhhhh forgot to ask, was that enough of an identifier or do you need my SSN?
Anonymous
11/13/2025 12:44
Subject: GFR Falling apart?
It is with immense pride, a baffling lack of relevant qualifications, and a deep appreciation for the 6 figure salary that I introduce myself as your new Technical Director!
That's right! An ex-parent—a veteran of the sideline wars, the mandatory carpool sign-ups, and the four-hour Saturday tournament that was inexplicably held in the next state over.
My official duties, which sound very important, are as follows:
I will be implementing a long-term strategic player development pipeline, which actually means I will scroll through Netflix, occasionally nodding at the screen, and replying "Sounds good" to the Youth Director's emails. My responsibility is to oversee all coaching methodologies and ensure curriculum standardization
I am tasked to manage the club's high-performance training environment, which truly translates to ensuring the office coffee machine is always stocked and that the office thermostat is set to the optimal temperature for deep, sustained napping.
A key component of my role is to scout and onboard top-tier coaching talent and keeping the parents happy by putting more badges on their kid's jerseys.
Finally, I will foster a positive and competitive club culture by spending my entire day making sure all the administrative spreadsheets have the correct color scheme, because if the spreadsheet isn't 'positive and competitive,' what are we even doing here?
In short, I'll be collecting an impressive paycheck for leveraging my decades of experience: knowing a lot about traffic patterns to and from the fields and being really good at complaining about referee calls.
My door is always open... theoretically.
WINTER IS COMING
That's right! An ex-parent—a veteran of the sideline wars, the mandatory carpool sign-ups, and the four-hour Saturday tournament that was inexplicably held in the next state over.
My official duties, which sound very important, are as follows:
I will be implementing a long-term strategic player development pipeline, which actually means I will scroll through Netflix, occasionally nodding at the screen, and replying "Sounds good" to the Youth Director's emails. My responsibility is to oversee all coaching methodologies and ensure curriculum standardization
I am tasked to manage the club's high-performance training environment, which truly translates to ensuring the office coffee machine is always stocked and that the office thermostat is set to the optimal temperature for deep, sustained napping.
A key component of my role is to scout and onboard top-tier coaching talent and keeping the parents happy by putting more badges on their kid's jerseys.
Finally, I will foster a positive and competitive club culture by spending my entire day making sure all the administrative spreadsheets have the correct color scheme, because if the spreadsheet isn't 'positive and competitive,' what are we even doing here?
In short, I'll be collecting an impressive paycheck for leveraging my decades of experience: knowing a lot about traffic patterns to and from the fields and being really good at complaining about referee calls.
My door is always open... theoretically.
WINTER IS COMING
Anonymous
11/13/2025 12:37
Subject: GFR Falling apart?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:On the latest episode of GFR falling apart.... WINTER IS COMING
please identify yourself as one of the following : Disgruntled former coach, board member, OR their fans
🤣🤣 as if parents aren’t talking about leaving in droves due to this club’s complete lack of leadership or organization and how they DGAF about the players - just the $$ in their pockets
that was my point. the fact that anyone thinks this thread is even *mostly* those 3 categories just shows how out of touch they are with what's happening at this club.
Anonymous
11/13/2025 12:24
Subject: GFR Falling apart?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:On the latest episode of GFR falling apart.... WINTER IS COMING
please identify yourself as one of the following : Disgruntled former coach, board member, OR their fans
🤣🤣 as if parents aren’t talking about leaving in droves due to this club’s complete lack of leadership or organization and how they DGAF about the players - just the $$ in their pockets
Anonymous
11/13/2025 12:23
Subject: GFR Falling apart?
Anonymous wrote:On the latest episode of GFR falling apart.... WINTER IS COMING
What a loser.
Anonymous
11/13/2025 12:20
Subject: GFR Falling apart?
Anonymous wrote:On the latest episode of GFR falling apart.... WINTER IS COMING
please identify yourself as one of the following : Disgruntled former coach, board member, OR their fans
Anonymous
11/13/2025 11:14
Subject: GFR Falling apart?
On the latest episode of GFR falling apart.... WINTER IS COMING
Anonymous
11/13/2025 00:19
Subject: GFR Falling apart?
Anonymous wrote:What happened to GFR pre ECNL boys teams? Looks like they really struggled this fall. Was there a mass exodus at those age groups?
Rec club.
Anonymous
11/12/2025 21:34
Subject: GFR Falling apart?
What happened to GFR pre ECNL boys teams? Looks like they really struggled this fall. Was there a mass exodus at those age groups?
Anonymous
11/12/2025 18:24
Subject: GFR Falling apart?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:This thread continues to establish itself as one of the dumbest on this board.
Agreed GFR = dumpster 🔥, this thread is word salad for 💩 club
GFR largely doing just fine. Disgruntled former coaches, board members, and their fans apparently have a lot of free time to troll through here and post though.
Anonymous
11/12/2025 18:05
Subject: GFR Falling apart?
Anonymous wrote:This thread continues to establish itself as one of the dumbest on this board.
Agreed GFR = dumpster 🔥, this thread is word salad for 💩 club
Anonymous
11/12/2025 17:53
Subject: GFR Falling apart?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I keep telling you... WINTER IS COMING
oh come on
BUNDLE UP
1000%.
Anonymous
11/10/2025 15:36
Subject: GFR Falling apart?
not sure what happened between GD and GFR but he's pretty adamant with our team that he won't be involved with futsal this winter.