I think some of you forgot to take your feelings bath and paint your nails.

Anonymous wrote:The thing is, Jen is not really bothered about the election. This is all about getting attention and engagement. The election doesn’t matter to her. Not really. This is not a way that most democrats are behaving about the loss. And at least they aren’t causing a riot at the capitol and running around saying the election was rigged as the republicans did after they lost. So, stop with the democrat bashing. You’re missing the point.

No, the Democrats didn't have a riot at the capitol. Instead, they and their allies in the press just spent years promulgating the Russian collusion hoax that they knew was a lie.

Anonymous wrote:Who did Trump rape?

Are you for real? How can you not know this? https://apnews.com/article/trump-rape-carroll-trial-fe68259a4b98bb3947d42af9ec83d7db

The thing is, Jen is not really bothered about the election. This is all about getting attention and engagement. The election doesn’t matter to her. Not really. This is not a way that most democrats are behaving about the loss. And at least they aren’t causing a riot at the capitol and running around saying the election was rigged as the republicans did after they lost. So, stop with the democrat bashing. You’re missing the point.

Who did Trump rape?

Yeah it’s so weird how people are upset a multi-rapist and felon is president again. I empathized with people who were upset that Biden, who also has credible sexual assault allegations against him won too.

Politics are not just a sports entertainment. They have real consequences for people’s lives. We can be upset that rapists still get to rule.

No one in my family was happy with the election outcome for sue but my gosh the results didn’t produce a long drawn out period of agony and depression.

For those of you in the back. It’s an election.

The guy you didn’t like won. It happens. Life goes on.

Shut up, stop the ridiculous performative pity party, and organize.

If your politics is so emershed with your mental well being that you swoon like this it’s probably unhealthy and you have a lot of other shit going on.

PP- if only this WERE satire!

I need another cup of coffee.

I’ll be back in December with more tips on how to navigate Christmas if you suspect that one of your family members is MAGA trash. (Hint: in the spirit of “bless and release,” cut them out of your life entirely.)

Oh, if only this were not satire!

The Dems have weaponized holiday decor as a way to process their grief over Kamala losing. I WILL put up my garlands and blast Mariah Carey as I somehow make it through this post-election trauma!

So many in our country are seriously mentally ill.

Darlings, beloveds, it’s been 2 weeks and I’m still traumatized. And so are you. I tried to distract myself by exploiting my niece for clicks and likes - and reminding you that our family is the loudest, craziest, full of nonsense family that ever existed #wethrowscrabblepieces #shenanigans #notsorry - but I’m still going to ride this election trauma train as long as it generates engagement. So here are some additional ways to practice self care, in case you already drank all the iced coffee:
Take off your bra.
Turn on the Christmas lights.
Turn off the news.
Paint your nails.
I’ll be back in December with more tips on how to navigate Christmas if you suspect that one of your family members is MAGA trash. (Hint: in the spirit of “bless and release,” cut them out of your life entirely.)

Anonymous wrote:Jen is whining about post-election trauma and all of the "cozy" things she is doing and part of me wants to ask, "did you not think that this is the way more than half the country felt last time when Biden was elected? Where was all of this then?"

Even the idea of post-election "trauma" is absurd, further evidence of how insipidly stupid our therapeutic culture has become. People who talk and think like this need a serious dose of reality.

Anonymous wrote:Only Big Sis, and her absolute lack of self-awareness, would unplug from “the outrage machine”, and never once realize that SHE IS part of the outrage machine.

Oh, you stopped catastrophizing the election results and now you feel better? SHOCKER.

100% this.

Only Big Sis, and her absolute lack of self-awareness, would unplug from “the outrage machine”, and never once realize that SHE IS part of the outrage machine.

Oh, you stopped catastrophizing the election results and now you feel better? SHOCKER.

Jen is whining about post-election trauma and all of the "cozy" things she is doing and part of me wants to ask, "did you not think that this is the way more than half the country felt last time when Biden was elected? Where was all of this then?"

Anonymous wrote:“We’re going to be celebrating things that matter, creating community, giving you things, having nurturing convos, and so much more”

Ma’am, you’re raffling off junk to get likes and clicks. This is not “creating community”.

I hate this so much.