Beleagureds. 

Let us hold space with one another today to mourn the loss of democracy. And, when I say "hold space" I mean that I'll regurgitate some tired, feel good fluff you've already heard before and I'll turn off the comments because my poor little liberal broken heart cannot handle the burden of asking MY TEAM to dirty delete the unaffirming comments. I will not now, nor will I ever, tolerate hate speech.

I lay awake until the wee hours of the morning deciding what pearls of wisdom to bestow on you, my droolings, my COMMUNITY. My insomnia and white lady guilt was so strong that even the usually reliable combo of FLOCL sleep gummies and Black Box Sauv Blanc didn't bring the sandman. BTW check out the link in my stories to order the absolutely amazeballs CBD sleep gummies - use JOYFULJANE to knock 10% off. 

I know you've been waiting to hear my thoughts, droolings. After all, I have a black boyfriend, black children and a lesbian daughter, which makes me an authority on social justice AND I have it on good authority that I was number 39 on the backup list of influencers for CHRISTIANS FOR KAMALALALA. I'm here for you. I see you. Lean into my wisdom beleaguered. 

I'm coping by planning 2025's ME CAMP and doing a wardrobe refresh for the next Jane Capsticher Cruise - there's a few spots left - check out my stories today to swipe, swipe, and register. SO MANY of you asked me about my feather dress and mamaw shoes from my river cruise - DM me for links! - but I need a whole new lewk for my next adventure. Treat yourself to a new wardrobe, droolings. You. Deserve. It.

I'm not quite ready to announce 2025's ME CAMP location - SO MANY of you have begged me to reveal which quaint, adorable, chocolate covered small town I'll be gracing with my irreverence, not to mention my economy-building boxed wine consumerism, but I'm still working out a few small details. It's near water - a MUST - and I hear the local gays have already got wind of my arrival and are planning a drag brunch in my honor. #blessed #humbled 

There will be laughter. There will be babies to hold. There will be onion petals for dinner while seated at the bar and quirky strangers who become friends. Dear, dear, dear, friends. 

But enough about me - LOLZ not really - droolings. This message is about you. Keep the faith. I'm here to tell you that you matter and we are in this together and that kindness wins and that love is love and that this too shall pass. In the meantime, check out my story highlights for shopping inspo - I have some great Amazon finds listed - #fastfashionisrealfashion and, for those of you lost, unenlightened souls who haven't unfollowed me yet, I just put up links for Handmaids Tale costumes - I've got both red and teal listed so grab both! You never know where you'll land in the new world order, droolings. I'm sure I'd be a Martha, I am a cookbook author, after all. 

XOXOXO
Jane (or maybe just call me Oftrevor now - tee hee JK not really)

P.S. Check back 2Morrow for a sneak peak at the Jane Capsticher Resortwear collection #sponsoredbyable

Anonymous wrote:It will likely start out: “Beloveds, I’ve been quiet as I pondered how best to talk about this… blah blah blah… I am holding your precious hearts so so tenderly right now. Turning off the comments because I won’t allow hatred on my page.”

This. And here it is, my black children, my black boyfriend, my gay daughter, blah blah blah bs!
Does she really think that not one black person or gay person voted for Trump? Not one single person?

Yet nothing about her two white male children. Why? Because more than likely they voted for Trump. Not that they would ever tell her. And if they did, she darn sure would not share that fact.

She is repulsive. And so predictable.

Anonymous wrote:It will likely start out: “Beloveds, I’ve been quiet as I pondered how best to talk about this… blah blah blah… I am holding your precious hearts so so tenderly right now. Turning off the comments because I won’t allow hatred on my page.”

On.The.Nose! She really is predictable, beloveds.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It will likely start out: “Beloveds, I’ve been quiet as I pondered how best to talk about this… blah blah blah… I am holding your precious hearts so so tenderly right now. Turning off the comments because I won’t allow hatred on my page.”

It hut fb around 2:20 central time. Of course comments were turned off. You don’t think she would allow anyone to possibly challenge her do you? It’s so sappy and over the top dramatic that it’s hard to get through.

For someone who just publicly proclaimed she had such a “large table”, she seems completely unaware of any thoughts/feelings/ideas outside of her blue bubble.

Anonymous wrote:It will likely start out: “Beloveds, I’ve been quiet as I pondered how best to talk about this… blah blah blah… I am holding your precious hearts so so tenderly right now. Turning off the comments because I won’t allow hatred on my page.”

It hut fb around 2:20 central time. Of course comments were turned off. You don’t think she would allow anyone to possibly challenge her do you? It’s so sappy and over the top dramatic that it’s hard to get through.

Anonymous wrote:So I really liked Jen's "the table brings us together" post until I got to the pictures. (Sigh)
Jen: "We are a truly unique family for all of these reasons."
Also Jen: "Please enjoy these pictures of only the white people in our family."
Additional thoughts- 1- um, who in her family qualifies as "native"? and 2- so Drew has been married twice?

I had the same question about Drew. Someone else commented maybe Huskey wife had been married before, but if that’s the case, ID% Jen ever saying anything about new nieces\nephews when he got married. I don’t think she’d leave that out.

Beloveds, your post-election post awaits w/ comments off as predicted.

Where's Big Siss' My Most Precious Dear Hearts We Must Hold Each Other Now More Than Ever post election post?

Has she had her morning gummies yet?

I already have a couple left leaning acquaintances who were Hatmaker followers melting down on Facebook.

It will likely start out: “Beloveds, I’ve been quiet as I pondered how best to talk about this… blah blah blah… I am holding your precious hearts so so tenderly right now. Turning off the comments because I won’t allow hatred on my page.”

Anonymous wrote:If ever there was a time we needed to hear Jane Capstitcher’s thoughts, it is TODAY.

Jane and Trev need a wellness check this morning, y’all.

I just came here to see if Jane had chimed in

If ever there was a time we needed to hear Jane Capstitcher’s thoughts, it is TODAY.

Jane and Trev need a wellness check this morning, y’all.

Anonymous wrote:That we stick together until we’re dead.

Sounds weird

“I’m FINALLY and UNAPOLOGETICALLY the REAL me!”

5 minutes later

“These sleep gummies changed my life, y’all. LIFE CHANGING. Buy them at this link! Use code Jen!”

Lol. The Real Jen sucks.

“The lady stencil was pretty homogeneous.” What does this even mean??

I’m wondering if she is having chatGPT write some of her posts.