Anonymous wrote:I'm glad this one got bumped up! No human coworkers, but:
Our official guidance apparently says we are not to allow any indication to our customers that we are not at the office, but a (real) coworker told me HIS coworker has bouts of nonstop barking when he sees something out the window.
Mine, who is usually quiet, started whining the other day, I was frantically trying to ignore while on a call, turned out he took a dump in one corner and puked in another.
Does anyone realistically think you are at the office?