Anonymous
Post 03/14/2020 03:19     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

Amazing... because of the coronavirus people finally stay hydrated, wipe their asses and wash hands. One positive.
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2020 03:16     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..


Becfore corona virus I coughed to cover a fart, now I fart to cover the cough
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2020 03:13     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..


i sneezed in the bank today, this was most attention I have received from the clerks in 10 years.
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2020 03:10     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..
oh the irony..
The Year of the Rat started with the plague!
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2020 02:57     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..
Okay...the question is..

The WHO the WHEN and the WHY put them in charge of Coronavirus. This is not good..



Anonymous
Post 03/14/2020 02:40     Subject: Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2020 01:04     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..
Anonymous wrote:




OMG, I found a case of paper towels and a case of toilet paper in a back closet from - wait for it - 9/11.

THIS IS ME
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2020 00:53     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..


DCUM HUMOR

From a differenr thread....

Subject: Schools are nastier than cruise ships, so why all the hate?

The following exchange took place...


Anonymous wrote:
Schools are full of lice, rats, roaches, flu, ringworm, scabies, pox, hand foot mouth. Never seen all this on a cruise ship!

Another Anonymous replied:
PP, you forgot about the kids!!!
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2020 19:40     Subject: Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..


Bumping. These are hilarious!!
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2020 09:13     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..
Anonymous wrote:


OMG. That is too funny.
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2020 08:58     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

Q: Why all Pandas are so outraged and demand action?

A: They are tired of calling it pandemic and demand to rename it: humandemic.



Anonymous
Post 03/13/2020 08:43     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

Q: What was the reaction of the first two Montgomery County cases when they tested positive after returning from the Egyptian cruise?

A: They truly felt like they were in denial.
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2020 08:35     Subject: Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..
Anonymous wrote:The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.


Oh god. That's just awful.
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2020 08:34     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

Q: What is Coronavirus’ favorite activity?

A: Host hopping.
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2020 08:25     Subject: Re:Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..


Q:Why did Tom Hanks get Coronavirus?

A: The pathogens plotted revenge on him ever since he did Inferno.