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Anonymous wrote:LOOK at the background in Melanias portrait! It looks like a giant spider web! She is in black, with crossed arms and evil squinting eyes. What were they thinking! Maybe it was sabotage!

That's what I immediately saw too. Poor Melania! I don't dislike her but all I see is a black widow weaving her web to catch her prey.

Her suit is from Dolce and Gabbana. So much for America First for the First Lady. If Michelle had worn a European designer for a national portrait, people would have been screaming bloody murder.

This just popped up in my FB feed and it looks a lot like Melania's portrait:

Anonymous wrote:She is a beautiful woman with beautiful eyes. However, to me she looks a little like one of Charlie's Angels. I'm trying to understand that look on her face. Maybe it is "Nobody can tell me that I can't fight crime!" Or maybe it is "Don't even think about not doing your homework!" or maybe it is "Just forget it... I'm out of your league!" or maybe it is "of course there is a table available for my party... do you know who I am?"

And for the right price, you can have exactly those same eyes!

Anonymous wrote:I just don't understand why known of them smile in photographs. Ivanka does some. The most Trump can manage is a constipated grimace, Melania rarely smiles in posed photographs there are some candid shots of her smiling, and neither Eric or what's his name.

It did just occur to me that smiling brings out the wrinkles. And obviously the fillers and botox make it more difficult. I know I would look better in photographs if I didn't smile. But, you know what? I'd rather people remember me as a friendly, moderately happy person. I don't think that's the vibe that she, or any of the others, are going for.
Although I really can't stand what she stands for....a little bit of me is admiring that she is clearly ignoring all the PR folks telling her that she needs to be the "kinder, gentler" face of the administration and be a little more of the "good wife." Because I'm sure that they have people saying that, right?

Also, with that black suit:



"Excuse me, do you have some sort of business women's lunch special?"

I questioned yesterday why she was just hovering midair in front of some giant Palladian window like an ageless vampire and a friend was like "that's the fan window of the reading room" or something. Still looks like a vampire hovering outside a window to me.

Anonymous wrote:That's a big ole blood diamond on her dainty aging finger. Make a fist girl and hold on to it.

No wedding band, though. Hmmm.

Article about the airbrushing in the Washington Post:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2017/04/05/melania-trump-and-the-politics-of-airbrushing/?hpid=hp_local-news_no-name%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.bbe8d129e0fc

They call her an Instagram First Lady. Seems right.

She is so pretty, why did they airbrush her so much?

Anonymous wrote:I think that she looks fantastic and perfectly appropriate in that photo.

I think that maybe some people are wishing that their own photos could be "airbrushed" to make them look that good...

You have a warped sense of what looks fantastic and appropriate. I pity you. Truly.

I know it is hard for you to believe, but many, many people find that look unattractive. It's campy, really.

Anonymous wrote:Can we just say "beautiful" and be done?

No, we can't. Not when she's costing us millions of dollars for NYC security. I highly doubt she will ever move down here.

She is a beautiful woman with beautiful eyes. However, to me she looks a little like one of Charlie's Angels. I'm trying to understand that look on her face. Maybe it is "Nobody can tell me that I can't fight crime!" Or maybe it is "Don't even think about not doing your homework!" or maybe it is "Just forget it... I'm out of your league!" or maybe it is "of course there is a table available for my party... do you know who I am?"