Anonymous
Post 10/12/2015 15:23     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
My MIL will be really upset when she finds out my DH is involved with a bobcat. She's opposed to white-bobcat dating.
Anonymous
Post 10/12/2015 15:19     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I just discovered DCUM recently & I have to say, I love you people! So funny. Will someone please point me to the bobcat thread?


It is over 100 pages, but worth every single minute it takes for you to read it all.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/461803.page


To the PP who posted the link - THANK YOU! I'm about halfway through and totally hooked. We've discovered the uncle's FB page, the uncle's dog's FB page, and identified where BF works and attended high school. I can't imagine it gets better, but it must. At page 12, I said it couldn't get better and boy was I wrong.

thank you thank you thank you
Anonymous
Post 10/12/2015 12:23     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
They would not lower themselves to shagging a bobcat if they were an Executive, with a capital E that is. Though the uncle may be fair game.
Anonymous
Post 10/11/2015 22:11     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
#swimawayhaterz
Anonymous
Post 10/11/2015 22:03     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I have a crush on a neighborhood bobcat. Is that a bad thing? My husband has rancid flatulence and is foreign, if that is relevant.
Anonymous
Post 10/10/2015 18:55     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
It took 8 pages for the soulmate admonition to appear? Step up your game DCUMers.
Anonymous
Post 10/10/2015 17:09     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Your spouse should shag the bobcat because the bobcat could be your spouse's soulmate.

Tell him/her to go for it!
Anonymous
Post 10/10/2015 16:21     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I love my DH but my friend married a bobcat (let's call him "Tom") and he has been flirting with me at parties and I'm embarrassed to say I really like it. Two parties ago, he kept rubbing up against my legs under the table, and I started to get hot and bothered. Then at the last party, he was rubbing up against me, and he took my hand and put it on his scruff. My God, he had the loudest purr I have ever felt! He said he wanted to tussle with me until I screamed, and after a couple of drinks, it took all my power to resist!

I miss the butterflies, you know?
Anonymous
Post 10/10/2015 12:56     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
No, a bobcat is a low "value" cougar. Please get your DCUM nomenclature straight before posting again.

Anonymous wrote:Is a bobcat a low rent cougar?
Anonymous
Post 10/10/2015 08:44     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Is a bobcat a low rent cougar?
Anonymous
Post 10/10/2015 07:40     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Did I accidentally leave my hair brush on your nightstand? My bobkitten got shushed loudly at IHOP and made him cry. I want to spank the offenders!
Anonymous
Post 10/10/2015 04:43     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
MOTN roll call?

I love this thread.
Anonymous
Post 10/09/2015 19:25     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:I just discovered DCUM recently & I have to say, I love you people! So funny. Will someone please point me to the bobcat thread?


It is over 100 pages, but worth every single minute it takes for you to read it all.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/461803.page
Anonymous
Post 10/09/2015 18:32     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?

The best of DCUM
Whats frightening is that i get most of the references.
Anonymous
Post 10/09/2015 17:41     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I just discovered DCUM recently & I have to say, I love you people! So funny. Will someone please point me to the bobcat thread?