Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 14:57     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
Anonymous wrote:Is this seriously for real? I didn't find it funny at all. Quite sad/pathetic actually.
I kept thinking through the whole thing 'why isn't she checking eBay?'


Or any other online store, for that matter.

Coopahns. Cooopahns.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 14:54     Subject: Re:Scented candles and flyover states!
Appleton folks terking our jerbs!
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 14:49     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
What do you all expect? I've always maintained that Pumpkin Spice is just a gateway drug.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 14:46     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
She's just pumping the demand for iIced Gingerbread to where the consumer won't even be able to find them. Someone should turn her in to the SEC; the whole thing is an outrage.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 14:43     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
Anonymous wrote:The best part is the HORRIBLE scents she's so desperate to find. Not even something that could be theoretically good smelling.... No no no. She's going apeshit on "Jen" over ICED GINGERBREAD CANDLE.


The best part - IMHO - is her mannerisms.
7 38 and up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0e-he_dU58&feature=youtu.be&app=desktop

You can't make this shit up. If she were an actress, she'd deserve an Oscar.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 14:40     Subject: Re:Scented candles and flyover states!
This is why these people are always killed having their houses engulfed in flames while their 7 children lay sleeping in their little beds. Fucking candles.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 14:38     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
She's funny! I was loling and rewinding several times. Then of course as I do when on YT, I started watching other rant videos and there a a TON of ex Wal-Mart employee rants. I get it. Working in retail/fast food shows you how absolutely awful some pos customers are.

Anyways, I don't think her hobby of collecting candles is sooo weird. Many people collect crap.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 14:37     Subject: Re:Scented candles and flyover states!
Anonymous wrote:Pure comedy gold, people! I'm not sure what I love most -- the flat accent, the gum chewing, the inexplicable obsession with scented candles, or the air quotes. Or, when she takes a sniff of the Peach Bellini candle lid to calm herself down. LOL. However, I really wish she would've somehow managed to work "pop" into the rant a few times!

As funny (and true to life) as a lot this is, I have to come to the defense of my fellow Midwesterners!! Obviously, not everyone in the Midwest acts or sounds like the person on this video. And they are hands down the nicest people anywhere in the country.


What she needs is a parrot perched on her shoulder while she's talking--like Tonya Harding's mother. I'd watch the fuck out of that.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 14:37     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
Anonymous wrote:I watched another "Rant" about Walmart and she SLEEPS with candles burning. SLEEPS with them burning and a child at home. WTF!


At least she'll die in a blaze of Peach Bellini glory.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 14:34     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
I watched another "Rant" about Walmart and she SLEEPS with candles burning. SLEEPS with them burning and a child at home. WTF!
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 14:33     Subject: Re:Scented candles and flyover states!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Wasted 11 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Please tell me she's not real.


I know, Im suddenly embarrassed to be American.


I don't think I can watch this thing in its entirety.

It's hilarious how at the beginning she says 'Turn your CAMERAS off'. Cameras!


That's just one of the highlights--you should watch the whole thing to where she yelling " I'm up here dealing with fucking bitches!". It's comedy gold.


I want to know how many times she says "Oshkosh." I still just can't get over the accent. I'm from the south and know no Midwesterners so it's just so jarring to me.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 14:32     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
The best part is the HORRIBLE scents she's so desperate to find. Not even something that could be theoretically good smelling.... No no no. She's going apeshit on "Jen" over ICED GINGERBREAD CANDLE.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 14:32     Subject: Re:Scented candles and flyover states!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Wasted 11 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Please tell me she's not real.


I know, Im suddenly embarrassed to be American.


I don't think I can watch this thing in its entirety.

It's hilarious how at the beginning she says 'Turn your CAMERAS off'. Cameras!


That's just one of the highlights--you should watch the whole thing to where she yelling " I'm up here dealing with fucking bitches!". It's comedy gold.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 14:29     Subject: Scented candles and flyover states!
Anonymous wrote:All the resources wasted for her to drive around Wisconsin looking for a certain scented candle...pointless wasteful silliness


Just think of all the cheese curds that were harmed to make this video--that's the real crime.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 14:26     Subject: Re:Scented candles and flyover states!
Her daughter's name is Alizabeth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbj1pmuzG_0&list=UU3wvfj4eldKvKlQAj95iYMQ&index=34