Anonymous wrote:Clarke, Dain, and Marta
When you were eight, you were told by a drunk uncle at a family gathering that there was secret royal blood running in your veins and you've clung to that notion ever since. Not a single other relative has any knowledge of this, but you've taken the idea and run with it. Heck, it's an important part of your personality and your claim to fame. Your kids have what it takes to hold up their skinny necks under these weighty crowns -- and if they don't, they'd better build some muscles, fast.