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Anonymous wrote:There are some total ass wipes on this thread. NO not everyone can just schedule their shits. I wish I could....you have no idea...but with my constipation I go whenever and wherever my body lets me go. So if that at the office, in the mall, in the grocery ....that's where I am going to shit. Thanks!

The reason you have constipation is because you are eating junk food, not exercising, not drinking enough water. Get a healthy, nutritious diet with exercise and you will find you CAN schedule your shits, just like us normal people.

You dumb bitch. I run 12 miles a week and lift weights am a size 0 and eat incredibly healthy. Drink tons of water, etc, so fuck you for assuming anything about me or anyone else on here.

I have also seen a gastro doc and they don't know what wrong. So again fuck you.

Sorry for your troubles. I agree the presumptions that people who are not regular must not live a healthy lifestyle is wrong.

Have you been checked for endometriosis? I had constipation for years and when I finally had a lap it turned out I had endo on my column.

I have not been checked for that yet or had any colonoscopy as I am in my 30's so the doctor did not think it was neccessary. I can basically go after drinking a good amount of prunce juice but thats the only thing that helps. Laxatives do not even always work and I prefer to avoid them. My mom also has chronic constipation and she has had a colonoscopy and it all and they did not find anything but we could have different issues.

I need to find a new specialist because the woman I went to that came very recommended in Rockville was not at all helpful. So on I go in my search to poop! Thanks for the understanding pp!

I have a very healthy diet (am vegetarian, minimal junk food, lots of water) and usually poop once a day, but it is not even close to being on any sort of schedule. Honestly I don't even pay that much attention to it to try and predict a pattern. I go when I have to go, and if that's at work, so be it.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There are some total ass wipes on this thread. NO not everyone can just schedule their shits. I wish I could....you have no idea...but with my constipation I go whenever and wherever my body lets me go. So if that at the office, in the mall, in the grocery ....that's where I am going to shit. Thanks!

The reason you have constipation is because you are eating junk food, not exercising, not drinking enough water. Get a healthy, nutritious diet with exercise and you will find you CAN schedule your shits, just like us normal people.

You dumb bitch. I run 12 miles a week and lift weights am a size 0 and eat incredibly healthy. Drink tons of water, etc, so fuck you for assuming anything about me or anyone else on here.

I have also seen a gastro doc and they don't know what wrong. So again fuck you.

Sorry for your troubles. I agree the presumptions that people who are not regular must not live a healthy lifestyle is wrong.

Have you been checked for endometriosis? I had constipation for years and when I finally had a lap it turned out I had endo on my column.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There are some total ass wipes on this thread. NO not everyone can just schedule their shits. I wish I could....you have no idea...but with my constipation I go whenever and wherever my body lets me go. So if that at the office, in the mall, in the grocery ....that's where I am going to shit. Thanks!

The reason you have constipation is because you are eating junk food, not exercising, not drinking enough water. Get a healthy, nutritious diet with exercise and you will find you CAN schedule your shits, just like us normal people.

You dumb bitch. I run 12 miles a week and lift weights am a size 0 and eat incredibly healthy. Drink tons of water, etc, so fuck you for assuming anything about me or anyone else on here.

I have also seen a gastro doc and they don't know what wrong. So again fuck you.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There are some total ass wipes on this thread. NO not everyone can just schedule their shits. I wish I could....you have no idea...but with my constipation I go whenever and wherever my body lets me go. So if that at the office, in the mall, in the grocery ....that's where I am going to shit. Thanks!

The reason you have constipation is because you are eating junk food, not exercising, not drinking enough water. Get a healthy, nutritious diet with exercise and you will find you CAN schedule your shits, just like us normal people.

Do you block out your regularly scheduled shit time on your calendar?

"The reason you have constipation is because you are eating junk food, not exercising, not drinking enough water. Get a healthy, nutritious diet with exercise and you will find you CAN schedule your shits, just like us normal people."

Troll.

Anonymous wrote:There are some total ass wipes on this thread. NO not everyone can just schedule their shits. I wish I could....you have no idea...but with my constipation I go whenever and wherever my body lets me go. So if that at the office, in the mall, in the grocery ....that's where I am going to shit. Thanks!

The reason you have constipation is because you are eating junk food, not exercising, not drinking enough water. Get a healthy, nutritious diet with exercise and you will find you CAN schedule your shits, just like us normal people.

I'm doing it right now. Isn't that what iPhones are for?

There are some total ass wipes on this thread. NO not everyone can just schedule their shits. I wish I could....you have no idea...but with my constipation I go whenever and wherever my body lets me go. So if that at the office, in the mall, in the grocery ....that's where I am going to shit. Thanks!

Don't get your crumpet where you get your bread and butter.

As for the salary issue, I assume pooping time is built in to our billing rates. That's part of what they mean by "fully loaded."

Isn't that another way of saying "Do you sleep with your co-workers?" No I don't, but I do drop a loaf every now and then.

The saying about sleeping with your co-workers is "Don't shit where you eat." Or, more politely, "Don't dip your pen in the company ink."

Anonymous wrote:I poop at least 3 or 4 times a day. I have a very high fiber diet, drink a ton of water and exercise a lot. I poop in all bathrooms, faster than most people pee.

I will only poop at work, or any public bathroom, in case of emergency. This happens about once every two months. Even then, I wait until the bathroom is empty, pick the stall at the end and flush immediately to try to minimize the smell.

But, honestly, this city is NOT populated by a bunch of uptight, anal retentive control freaks!
(I've probably pooped at the office at some point every week of my multi-decade career and NEVER heard of this issue before coming to Washington.)

Only in the case of emergency, and then I take the stairs to another floor of the high rise where I work.