Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
No. Have you?

I guess she don't like the cornbread either.

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

Seventeen days? Hey, man, I don't want to rain on your parade but we're not going to last 17 hours. Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. They're gonna come in here and they're gonna come in here and they're gonna kill us.

That's easy for you to say, you got a cool sounding name.

What's the matter scarecrow, afraid of a little fire?

"The jig is up!
And gone!"

"Send in the nuns!"

Damn! We're in a tight spot!

Anonymous wrote:And another...

"We have come full circle, Lord. I would like to think there is some higher meaning in this. It certainly would reflect well on You."

This one is trickier -- name the move...

Ladyhawke

Yeah and if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its ass a-hoppin.

And when there was no fowl to be had we ate san.
You ate what?
We ate san.
You ate sand?
Thass right.

Well, which is it young mister? You want I should freeze or drop to the ground?
Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop, and if'n I drop, I'm a gonna be in motion.

We're set to pop here honey.

Put them in the iron maiden.
Excellent!
Execute them!
Bogus!

"Now, what did I ever do to that guy?
You fucked his mother."

"She's really got him by the balls.
That's not so bad, is it?
It depends on the grip!"

"And I want the rest of you cowboys to know something, there's a new sheriff in town. And his name is Reggie Hammond. So y'all be cool. Right on."

"Fuck you!
You're the shepard."

"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."

"Business Bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me."

Grab bag of quotes:

Waaarrrrriors! Come out to plaaaaayyyyy!

Chug-a-lug, pooh bear!

Can we keep this between us? I'd like to keep my teaching job ....

You'll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker.

Old McDonald had a farm ... ee i ee i o. And on that farm ... he shot some guys ....

We're gonna run the picket fence at 'em!

Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss.

Anonymous wrote:"I'm from the, uh, Confidential Committee on Moral Abuses"

and from the same movie

"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"

Let's make this fun -- name it..

Blade Runner