Anonymous
08/24/2011 12:16
Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
I just had the MOST amazing corn in Colorado. It's so damn good when fresh.
Anonymous
08/24/2011 12:16
Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:I hope my nanny does not yell at my corn, and call him "GBMM!" (Gay Black male monster!) If nanny apologies, though, I "may" be able to forgive her....
Pray to Corn for guidance.
Anonymous
08/24/2011 12:11
Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
I hope my nanny does not yell at my corn, and call him "GBMM!" (Gay Black male monster!) If nanny apologies, though, I "may" be able to forgive her....
Anonymous
08/24/2011 11:58
Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:11.27
A gay black male is NOT what I imagined, BUT being AMA, and single ttc #1, and after $5,000,000,000 of fertility treatments, 100 IVF's, 26 donor sperm vials at THE very best fertility clinic in the world with THE number 1 RE in the world, how can I complain!? (And if you do not believe me then go ahead, just check the stats!)...Come to think of it, there was 1 vial of sperm that was from a Black donor! Ironically, donor #2197 was also named Cornelius! I think it is a sign...
obviously you will be happy with whatever family Corn gives you.
Your AMA? Plan on scheduling a corn-section?
You must be open to Corn's plan.
And give your child the gift of Corn.
Anonymous
08/24/2011 11:52
Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:11.27
A gay black male is NOT what I imagined, BUT being AMA, and single ttc #1, and after $5,000,000,000 of fertility treatments, 100 IVF's, 26 donor sperm vials at THE very best fertility clinic in the world with THE number 1 RE in the world, how can I complain!? (And if you do not believe me then go ahead, just check the stats!)...Come to think of it, there was 1 vial of sperm that was from a Black donor! Ironically, donor #2197 was also named Cornelius! I think it is a sign...
obviously you will be happy with whatever family Corn gives you.
Your AMA? Plan on scheduling a corn-section?
You must be open to Corn's plan.
Anonymous
08/24/2011 11:51
Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
^^ You're! blast typing on my corn-phone.
Anonymous
08/24/2011 11:50
Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:11.27
A gay black male is NOT what I imagined, BUT being AMA, and single ttc #1, and after $5,000,000,000 of fertility treatments, 100 IVF's, 26 donor sperm vials at THE very best fertility clinic in the world with THE number 1 RE in the world, how can I complain!? (And if you do not believe me then go ahead, just check the stats!)...Come to think of it, there was 1 vial of sperm that was from a Black donor! Ironically, donor #2197 was also named Cornelius! I think it is a sign...
obviously you will be happy with whatever family Corn gives you.
Your AMA? Plan on scheduling a corn-section?
Anonymous
08/24/2011 11:49
Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Wait, isn't there a corncob in Faulkner's Sanctuary?
Anonymous
08/24/2011 11:43
Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:If you give your corn oral on a daily basis you won't ever have any problems.
And I am not a husband, I swear
Also offer anal once a month to break the monotony and spice things up!
Anonymous
08/24/2011 11:43
Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
11.27
A gay black male is NOT what I imagined, BUT being AMA, and single ttc #1, and after $5,000,000,000 of fertility treatments, 100 IVF's, 26 donor sperm vials at THE very best fertility clinic in the world with THE number 1 RE in the world, how can I complain!? (And if you do not believe me then go ahead, just check the stats!)...Come to think of it, there was 1 vial of sperm that was from a Black donor! Ironically, donor #2197 was also named Cornelius! I think it is a sign...
A gay black male is NOT what I imagined, BUT being AMA, and single ttc #1, and after $5,000,000,000 of fertility treatments, 100 IVF's, 26 donor sperm vials at THE very best fertility clinic in the world with THE number 1 RE in the world, how can I complain!? (And if you do not believe me then go ahead, just check the stats!)...Come to think of it, there was 1 vial of sperm that was from a Black donor! Ironically, donor #2197 was also named Cornelius! I think it is a sign...
Anonymous
08/24/2011 11:29
Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
and they say DCUMers don't have a sense of humor.
Anonymous
08/24/2011 11:29
Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Can anyone comment on the corn situation at Yu Ying?
Anonymous
08/24/2011 11:27
Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
purple...
I think that means you will have a GBM.
(gay black male).
or maybe you will birth corn.
I think that means you will have a GBM.
(gay black male).
or maybe you will birth corn.
Anonymous
08/24/2011 11:22
Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
10.50
Yes! I peed on the corn this morning, and the kernels did indeed turn....PURPLE! Could I be having....an ALIEN?! Although, I did take the the test during the EARTHQUAKE; and all that shaking made it difficult to get enough pee on the cob, so I do not know. Thoughts?!
Yes! I peed on the corn this morning, and the kernels did indeed turn....PURPLE! Could I be having....an ALIEN?! Although, I did take the the test during the EARTHQUAKE; and all that shaking made it difficult to get enough pee on the cob, so I do not know. Thoughts?!
Anonymous
08/24/2011 11:15
Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
My 4 y.o wants cornrows. Should I let her do that to her hair?
How many piercings does she have?
Ugghhh! You probably let her wear bikinis and nail polish!