Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I love me some pregnant women.
Maybe not 9+ months( I feel kinda bad for them), but months 3-7 get me stiff.
At 3 months you can’t even tell! Men are so dumb about these things.
UmK, sure, we never notice our otherwise thin co-worker's tits just balloon up at that phase, before the stomach starts to show.
Boing!!! Quite true. Plus a certain glow.
Y’all are observing your female coworkers’ tits waaaay too closely.
Yeah well, that's what men do. We can be trained to be polite and not act on what we're thinking, but we are watching your rack at all times. It's biology. Sorry.
I honestly believe most women would be super freaked out if they knew just how much every straight man is undressing them with their eyes. I don't care if we've worked together for 6 years and we are both happily married, I'm absolutely watching Julie's ass jiggle when she walks. And I'll tug one out thinking about Anne's rack.
They. might also be disappointed how I DON'T think about some of my older or more portly colleagues. But I am definitely almost always thinking about one colleague's body and I spend a disproportionate amount of the day trying to determine what kind of underwear they're wearing.
Yeah, that doesn't surprise us.
So... while we're here... what kind of underwear ARE you wearing?
*opens spreadsheet to record answer*
Anonymous wrote:Dark hair, light eyes, nice smile, built but not too ripped. Has an amazing sense of humor. No tattoos or piercings, no facial hair, not too hairy in general, eats healthy doesn't drink or do drugs.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I love me some pregnant women.
Maybe not 9+ months( I feel kinda bad for them), but months 3-7 get me stiff.
At 3 months you can’t even tell! Men are so dumb about these things.
UmK, sure, we never notice our otherwise thin co-worker's tits just balloon up at that phase, before the stomach starts to show.
Boing!!! Quite true. Plus a certain glow.
Y’all are observing your female coworkers’ tits waaaay too closely.
Yeah well, that's what men do. We can be trained to be polite and not act on what we're thinking, but we are watching your rack at all times. It's biology. Sorry.
I honestly believe most women would be super freaked out if they knew just how much every straight man is undressing them with their eyes. I don't care if we've worked together for 6 years and we are both happily married, I'm absolutely watching Julie's ass jiggle when she walks. And I'll tug one out thinking about Anne's rack.
They. might also be disappointed how I DON'T think about some of my older or more portly colleagues. But I am definitely almost always thinking about one colleague's body and I spend a disproportionate amount of the day trying to determine what kind of underwear they're wearing.
Yeah, that doesn't surprise us.
Anonymous wrote:Big nose on a tall man gets my attention.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Some of these responses are go gross a good reminder that the majority of men are discusting.
Men ARE gross. I love them.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Some of these responses are go gross a good reminder that the majority of men are discusting.
Ummm... most are from women?
"Some" do you know what that means? Just skip right over words you don't like.
"majority of men" are not represented by "some" of the posts.
Meanwhile finding out that women actually want heavily obese hairy guys is... interesting. Wouldn't have spent so much of my life trying to stay in shape.
Anonymous wrote:Some of these responses are go gross a good reminder that the majority of men are discusting.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I love me some pregnant women.
Maybe not 9+ months( I feel kinda bad for them), but months 3-7 get me stiff.
At 3 months you can’t even tell! Men are so dumb about these things.
UmK, sure, we never notice our otherwise thin co-worker's tits just balloon up at that phase, before the stomach starts to show.
Boing!!! Quite true. Plus a certain glow.
Y’all are observing your female coworkers’ tits waaaay too closely.
Yeah well, that's what men do. We can be trained to be polite and not act on what we're thinking, but we are watching your rack at all times. It's biology. Sorry.
I honestly believe most women would be super freaked out if they knew just how much every straight man is undressing them with their eyes. I don't care if we've worked together for 6 years and we are both happily married, I'm absolutely watching Julie's ass jiggle when she walks. And I'll tug one out thinking about Anne's rack.
They. might also be disappointed how I DON'T think about some of my older or more portly colleagues. But I am definitely almost always thinking about one colleague's body and I spend a disproportionate amount of the day trying to determine what kind of underwear they're wearing.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Some of these responses are go gross a good reminder that the majority of men are discusting.
Ummm... most are from women?
"Some" do you know what that means? Just skip right over words you don't like.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Some of these responses are go gross a good reminder that the majority of men are discusting.
Ummm... most are from women?
Anonymous wrote:Some of these responses are go gross a good reminder that the majority of men are discusting.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I love me some pregnant women.
Maybe not 9+ months( I feel kinda bad for them), but months 3-7 get me stiff.
At 3 months you can’t even tell! Men are so dumb about these things.
UmK, sure, we never notice our otherwise thin co-worker's tits just balloon up at that phase, before the stomach starts to show.
Boing!!! Quite true. Plus a certain glow.
Y’all are observing your female coworkers’ tits waaaay too closely.
+1,000 just nasty leering at a coworker like that!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I love me some pregnant women.
Maybe not 9+ months( I feel kinda bad for them), but months 3-7 get me stiff.
At 3 months you can’t even tell! Men are so dumb about these things.
UmK, sure, we never notice our otherwise thin co-worker's tits just balloon up at that phase, before the stomach starts to show.
Boing!!! Quite true. Plus a certain glow.
Y’all are observing your female coworkers’ tits waaaay too closely.