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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It happened about five years ago when DH and I were recent empty nesters with our youngest being a freshman in college.

Early one Saturday morning after some (very loud) sex, I went down to the kitchen in the nude to get some ice water. On my way back up I heard the bathroom door down the hallway open. Not only did that startle and confuse me because there wasn’t supposed to be anybody else in the house, but out came DS19 still in a sleepy fog…and also completely nude. I screamed, he let out an expletive or two, and we both disappeared into our rooms until getting up the nerve to face each other at breakfast.

It turns out he had decided to come home that weekend and pay us a surprise visit. After arriving in the middle of the night, he went to bed and then woke up to go to the bathroom assuming the coast was clear since nobody would be awake that early. Just. Really. Bad. Timing. But we can both at least laugh about it now. DH thought it was hilarious from the beginning.

Sooo…why was he also nude? It’s obvious why you were but seems kind of weirdly coincidental that he was also.

Yeah, what a misfit. He probably even showers nude too!

Anonymous wrote:What is your most embarrassing and/or funny moment accidentally being seen naked by someone you know or seeing someone else naked?

Anonymous wrote:Birth. There I was all naked and everything hanging out.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It happened about five years ago when DH and I were recent empty nesters with our youngest being a freshman in college.

Early one Saturday morning after some (very loud) sex, I went down to the kitchen in the nude to get some ice water. On my way back up I heard the bathroom door down the hallway open. Not only did that startle and confuse me because there wasn’t supposed to be anybody else in the house, but out came DS19 still in a sleepy fog…and also completely nude. I screamed, he let out an expletive or two, and we both disappeared into our rooms until getting up the nerve to face each other at breakfast.

It turns out he had decided to come home that weekend and pay us a surprise visit. After arriving in the middle of the night, he went to bed and then woke up to go to the bathroom assuming the coast was clear since nobody would be awake that early. Just. Really. Bad. Timing. But we can both at least laugh about it now. DH thought it was hilarious from the beginning.

Sooo…why was he also nude? It’s obvious why you were but seems kind of weirdly coincidental that he was also.

Not the PP to whom you're responding, but: Why does it seem "weirdly coincidental" to you, with your "Soooo..." as if it's odd? There are many people who sleep in the nude; even if you claim you don't know anyone who does it, well, there really is such a thing, and it's not inherently sexual. Or maybe, since he came home as a surprise and maybe on the spur of the moment, the kid forgot to bring any pajamas and didn't want to sleep in underwear. Or, sure, maybe he'd been enjoying himself solo earlier that night and didn't bother to put anything on afterward. It's weird that you find it weird for someone to be in a bedroom or a bed while naked, whatever their reason.

This. Sleepwear preference is not a subject anybody talks about other than with close friends and in anonymous forums, because why would we need to? How I go to bed at night is a very personal choice and probably not known to anyone other than my spouse. I’m an introvert, pretty conservative, not a risk taker…nobody would peg me for someone who wears nothing to bed 80% of the time and swims and lounges naked by the poolside after dark, yet it’s true.

Trust me, PP who thinks it’s “weirdly coincidental” - you have many relatives and friends who enjoy non-sexual nudity, be it sleeping nude, walking around naked when home alone, skinny dipping, cleaning or doing household chores in the nude on occasion, generally wanting to be free of clothing when it’s not necessary, perhaps all of the above, etc. You just don’t know who they are. You’d probably be surprised if you did and maybe you’d loosen up a little.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It happened about five years ago when DH and I were recent empty nesters with our youngest being a freshman in college.

Early one Saturday morning after some (very loud) sex, I went down to the kitchen in the nude to get some ice water. On my way back up I heard the bathroom door down the hallway open. Not only did that startle and confuse me because there wasn’t supposed to be anybody else in the house, but out came DS19 still in a sleepy fog…and also completely nude. I screamed, he let out an expletive or two, and we both disappeared into our rooms until getting up the nerve to face each other at breakfast.

It turns out he had decided to come home that weekend and pay us a surprise visit. After arriving in the middle of the night, he went to bed and then woke up to go to the bathroom assuming the coast was clear since nobody would be awake that early. Just. Really. Bad. Timing. But we can both at least laugh about it now. DH thought it was hilarious from the beginning.

Sooo…why was he also nude? It’s obvious why you were but seems kind of weirdly coincidental that he was also.

Anonymous wrote:We were hiking in the Tetons and it was very hot so we decided to skinny dip in a small lake in an isolated area. As we exited the lake suddenly a small group of hikers appeared. Thankfully there were no children so everyone had a good laugh.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It happened about five years ago when DH and I were recent empty nesters with our youngest being a freshman in college.

Early one Saturday morning after some (very loud) sex, I went down to the kitchen in the nude to get some ice water. On my way back up I heard the bathroom door down the hallway open. Not only did that startle and confuse me because there wasn’t supposed to be anybody else in the house, but out came DS19 still in a sleepy fog…and also completely nude. I screamed, he let out an expletive or two, and we both disappeared into our rooms until getting up the nerve to face each other at breakfast.

It turns out he had decided to come home that weekend and pay us a surprise visit. After arriving in the middle of the night, he went to bed and then woke up to go to the bathroom assuming the coast was clear since nobody would be awake that early. Just. Really. Bad. Timing. But we can both at least laugh about it now. DH thought it was hilarious from the beginning.

Sooo…why was he also nude? It’s obvious why you were but seems kind of weirdly coincidental that he was also.

Not the PP to whom you're responding, but: Why does it seem "weirdly coincidental" to you, with your "Soooo..." as if it's odd? There are many people who sleep in the nude; even if you claim you don't know anyone who does it, well, there really is such a thing, and it's not inherently sexual. Or maybe, since he came home as a surprise and maybe on the spur of the moment, the kid forgot to bring any pajamas and didn't want to sleep in underwear. Or, sure, maybe he'd been enjoying himself solo earlier that night and didn't bother to put anything on afterward. It's weird that you find it weird for someone to be in a bedroom or a bed while naked, whatever their reason.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It happened about five years ago when DH and I were recent empty nesters with our youngest being a freshman in college.

Early one Saturday morning after some (very loud) sex, I went down to the kitchen in the nude to get some ice water. On my way back up I heard the bathroom door down the hallway open. Not only did that startle and confuse me because there wasn’t supposed to be anybody else in the house, but out came DS19 still in a sleepy fog…and also completely nude. I screamed, he let out an expletive or two, and we both disappeared into our rooms until getting up the nerve to face each other at breakfast.

It turns out he had decided to come home that weekend and pay us a surprise visit. After arriving in the middle of the night, he went to bed and then woke up to go to the bathroom assuming the coast was clear since nobody would be awake that early. Just. Really. Bad. Timing. But we can both at least laugh about it now. DH thought it was hilarious from the beginning.

Sooo…why was he also nude? It’s obvious why you were but seems kind of weirdly coincidental that he was also.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I was staying with my mother for a little while after my father died and before I got married. Two facts that matter here: I sleep naked, and I’m a guy. One night I woke up thirsty and went to the kitchen for a drink, stark naked since it was 2am and the house was dark. As I’m standing at the counter pouring some lemonade in the dark with my back to the doorway, the light flips on, followed by a gasp, followed by the light flipping off as fast as it went on. I think the first thing that came to my mind was just, “Ah, sh*t. What is she doing up at this hour?” I said pardon me, please just look away until I’m back in my room, and she said ok.

At breakfast the following morning, I apologized, and the conversation went something like this:

Mom: Is it too hot for you in that room?

Me: No, it’s quite comfortable, thanks.

Mom: But you were out here with nothing on.

Me: Right. I will always put something on when leaving the bedroom from now on.

Mom [making confused face]: So you just don’t wear any clothes to bed, ever?

Me: Right.

Mom: Okayyy…well that’s…a little unusual. How long has that been going on?

Me (27 years old at the time): Since I was 12.

Mom: Mkay. [long pause] I see!… So…anyway, what are your plans for today? How’s the cereal holding up? Is there anything I need to add to the grocery list?

It actually wasn’t even all that embarrassing because all she saw was my backside for like one second. I was just surprised she had no idea I wasn’t wearing pajamas for all those years I lived under my parents’ roof.

I think some folks here are taking their lifestyle choices directly from the wonderful world of porn.

Really? The guy was accidentally seen in the middle of the night doing something completely non-sexual.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It happened about five years ago when DH and I were recent empty nesters with our youngest being a freshman in college.

Early one Saturday morning after some (very loud) sex, I went down to the kitchen in the nude to get some ice water. On my way back up I heard the bathroom door down the hallway open. Not only did that startle and confuse me because there wasn’t supposed to be anybody else in the house, but out came DS19 still in a sleepy fog…and also completely nude. I screamed, he let out an expletive or two, and we both disappeared into our rooms until getting up the nerve to face each other at breakfast.

It turns out he had decided to come home that weekend and pay us a surprise visit. After arriving in the middle of the night, he went to bed and then woke up to go to the bathroom assuming the coast was clear since nobody would be awake that early. Just. Really. Bad. Timing. But we can both at least laugh about it now. DH thought it was hilarious from the beginning.

Sooo…why was he also nude? It’s obvious why you were but seems kind of weirdly coincidental that he was also.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I was staying with my mother for a little while after my father died and before I got married. Two facts that matter here: I sleep naked, and I’m a guy. One night I woke up thirsty and went to the kitchen for a drink, stark naked since it was 2am and the house was dark. As I’m standing at the counter pouring some lemonade in the dark with my back to the doorway, the light flips on, followed by a gasp, followed by the light flipping off as fast as it went on. I think the first thing that came to my mind was just, “Ah, sh*t. What is she doing up at this hour?” I said pardon me, please just look away until I’m back in my room, and she said ok.

At breakfast the following morning, I apologized, and the conversation went something like this:

Mom: Is it too hot for you in that room?

Me: No, it’s quite comfortable, thanks.

Mom: But you were out here with nothing on.

Me: Right. I will always put something on when leaving the bedroom from now on.

Mom [making confused face]: So you just don’t wear any clothes to bed, ever?

Me: Right.

Mom: Okayyy…well that’s…a little unusual. How long has that been going on?

Me (27 years old at the time): Since I was 12.

Mom: Mkay. [long pause] I see!… So…anyway, what are your plans for today? How’s the cereal holding up? Is there anything I need to add to the grocery list?

It actually wasn’t even all that embarrassing because all she saw was my backside for like one second. I was just surprised she had no idea I wasn’t wearing pajamas for all those years I lived under my parents’ roof.

I think some folks here are taking their lifestyle choices directly from the wonderful world of porn.

Anonymous wrote:I was staying with my mother for a little while after my father died and before I got married. Two facts that matter here: I sleep naked, and I’m a guy. One night I woke up thirsty and went to the kitchen for a drink, stark naked since it was 2am and the house was dark. As I’m standing at the counter pouring some lemonade in the dark with my back to the doorway, the light flips on, followed by a gasp, followed by the light flipping off as fast as it went on. I think the first thing that came to my mind was just, “Ah, sh*t. What is she doing up at this hour?” I said pardon me, please just look away until I’m back in my room, and she said ok.

At breakfast the following morning, I apologized, and the conversation went something like this:

Mom: Is it too hot for you in that room?

Me: No, it’s quite comfortable, thanks.

Mom: But you were out here with nothing on.

Me: Right. I will always put something on when leaving the bedroom from now on.

Mom [making confused face]: So you just don’t wear any clothes to bed, ever?

Me: Right.

Mom: Okayyy…well that’s…a little unusual. How long has that been going on?

Me (27 years old at the time): Since I was 12.

Mom: Mkay. [long pause] I see!… So…anyway, what are your plans for today? How’s the cereal holding up? Is there anything I need to add to the grocery list?

It actually wasn’t even all that embarrassing because all she saw was my backside for like one second. I was just surprised she had no idea I wasn’t wearing pajamas for all those years I lived under my parents’ roof.