Anonymous wrote:A fistful of coffee grounds.

Sounds like a manly western movie in the making!

In a Clint Eastwood voice "Hey, barista man, you skimped on the coffee grounds in my drink!" Bang Bang!

A fistful of coffee grounds.

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Are you homophonic?

I knew someone once who spoke that way. Very monotonous to listen to her.

What the hell is a masculine coffee drink?

Are you homophonic? Afraid of looking gay?

Be a real man and don’t care.

Anonymous wrote:Preface your order with "I like my coffee like my women..."

The only acceptable answer

The Frozen Logger - Johnny Cash

As I sat down one evening within a small cafe
A forty year old waitress to me these words did say:

"I see that you are a logger, and not just a common bum
'Cause nobody but a logger stirs his coffee with is thumb

My lover was a logger, there's none like him today;
If you'd pour whiskey on it he could eat a bale of hay

He never shaved his whiskers from off of his horny hide;
He'd just drive them in with a hammer and bite them off

My lover came to see me upon one freezing day;
He held me in his fond embrace which broke three vertebrae

He kissed me when we parted, so hard that he broke my jaw;
I could not speak to tell him he'd forgot his mackinaw

I saw my lover leaving, sauntering through the snow
Going gaily homeward at forty-eight below

The weather it tried to freeze him, it tried its level best;
At a hundred degrees below zero, he buttoned up his vest

It froze clean through to China, it froze to the stars above;
At a thousand degrees below zero, it froze my logger love

They tried in vain to thaw him, and would you believe me, sir
They made him into axeblades, to chop the Douglas fir

And so I lost my lover, and to this cafe I come
And here I wait till someone stirs his coffee with his thumb."

Instant coffee

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Anonymous wrote:Black coffee has actually become cringe and performative. It's something wimpy men order to try and appear masculine.

Really? LMAO! That has some trolling potential. I'll remember that if I see it.

I drink bourbon neat.

That technically is the only proper way to drink bourbon also. All the other ways are like putting Heinz ketchup on lobster and caviar.

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Anonymous wrote:Black coffee has actually become cringe and performative. It's something wimpy men order to try and appear masculine.

Really? LMAO! That has some trolling potential. I'll remember that if I see it.

It’s a total thing. Wimps in Brooklyn and right wing dorks who wear a flannel and grow a beard. I’m tough! I drink bourbon neat and black coffee.

Flannel and beard are hipster things. They stole the clothing style from PNW grunge X'rs who stole it from the methed up loggers and crab boat men of days yore.

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Anonymous wrote:Black coffee has actually become cringe and performative. It's something wimpy men order to try and appear masculine.

Really? LMAO! That has some trolling potential. I'll remember that if I see it.

It’s a total thing. Wimps in Brooklyn and right wing dorks who wear a flannel and grow a beard. I’m tough! I drink bourbon neat and black coffee.

Anonymous wrote:Black coffee has actually become cringe and performative. It's something wimpy men order to try and appear masculine.

Really? LMAO! That has some trolling potential. I'll remember that if I see it.

Anonymous wrote:Just downing the coffee grinds. Adding hot water is for wimps.

This.

Black coffee has actually become cringe and performative. It's something wimpy men order to try and appear masculine.

Anonymous wrote:Cappuccino?

Black coffee isn't masculine!

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Anonymous wrote:Espresso. Or, as the French say, expresso.

I see greasy foreign men ordering espresso. Not a turn on. Too much cologne, trying too hard, whatever it is, ick.

Are you usually this xenophobic and juvenile?

Are you usually this hypocritical?