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Anonymous wrote:If her plan was to bump the results of her paternity test off the front page, mission accomplished!

What test?

Looks like her mother had sued WWE Wrestler Stan Lane for paternity, but he's not the dad. She sued decades ago and lost. But recently the guy who administered the paternity test had been convicted for switching samples, so they redid the test and got the same result.

Wait - are you saying that Boebert doesn’t know who her dad is? Kllllllassssy.

Lauren Boebert: a high-school drop out and grandmother at 36 (and she vapes, too!). Pure MAGA. Soooo classy!

Boebert’s mom had her at 18 too. She’s just continuing the family tradition.

Anonymous wrote:I wonder what made her appealing to the voters who voted for her. Was it her ample boobs (whether fake or real) or her gun-loving persona?

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Anonymous wrote:If her plan was to bump the results of her paternity test off the front page, mission accomplished!

What test?

Looks like her mother had sued WWE Wrestler Stan Lane for paternity, but he's not the dad. She sued decades ago and lost. But recently the guy who administered the paternity test had been convicted for switching samples, so they redid the test and got the same result.

Wait - are you saying that Boebert doesn’t know who her dad is? Kllllllassssy.

Lauren Boebert: a high-school drop out and grandmother at 36 (and she vapes, too!). Pure MAGA. Soooo classy!

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Anonymous wrote:If her plan was to bump the results of her paternity test off the front page, mission accomplished!

What test?

Looks like her mother had sued WWE Wrestler Stan Lane for paternity, but he's not the dad. She sued decades ago and lost. But recently the guy who administered the paternity test had been convicted for switching samples, so they redid the test and got the same result.

Wait - are you saying that Boebert doesn’t know who her dad is? Kllllllassssy.

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Anonymous wrote:They got a high definition video of Lauren Boebert getting her breasts grabbed inside of a dark theater, but still don't know who placed the pipe bomb at the Capitol on January 6th?

This country is so full of crap!

Did Boebert consent to this video being taken or is someone attempting to shame her?

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Anonymous wrote:Saw the video of her date groping her breast in the theater.

Obviously a very low-class, vulgar, trashy, inappropriate move…especially in a theater.

But as a woman of a certain age, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t sigh and remember the days when I was younger and men couldn’t keep their hands off me…even in public.

Sure, she’s an aggressively stupid person who has no business being anyone’s elected official. But she’s still having fun.

It wasn't fun to the family sitting behind her. Not sure I want my daughter watching a handjob in progress.

While I don’t disagree, I feel like societal mores and values have (sadly) shifted after decades of bare booties, twerking, hyper-sexual and vulgar music/dancing/clothing/speech, etc.

I mean, adults wear pj’s and sleepers on planes.

Homecoming dresses make everyone look trampy.

The fact that Boebert felt comfortable wearing that dress to the theater…at her age…underscores how times have changed.

In short: we no longer have class or any sense of decorum.

Heck, there are tons of threads making fun of women for wearing pantyhose…as if naked legs look appropriate on K St. or the Hill under a Brooks Brothers skirt suit or Ann Taylor shift.

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Anonymous wrote:Saw the video of her date groping her breast in the theater.

Obviously a very low-class, vulgar, trashy, inappropriate move…especially in a theater.

But as a woman of a certain age, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t sigh and remember the days when I was younger and men couldn’t keep their hands off me…even in public.

Sure, she’s an aggressively stupid person who has no business being anyone’s elected official. But she’s still having fun.

It wasn't fun to the family sitting behind her. Not sure I want my daughter watching a handjob in progress.

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Anonymous wrote:If her plan was to bump the results of her paternity test off the front page, mission accomplished!

What test?

Looks like her mother had sued WWE Wrestler Stan Lane for paternity, but he's not the dad. She sued decades ago and lost. But recently the guy who administered the paternity test had been convicted for switching samples, so they redid the test and got the same result.

Wait - are you saying that Boebert doesn’t know who her dad is? Kllllllassssy.

You don't get to pick your parents.

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Anonymous wrote:If her plan was to bump the results of her paternity test off the front page, mission accomplished!

What test?

Looks like her mother had sued WWE Wrestler Stan Lane for paternity, but he's not the dad. She sued decades ago and lost. But recently the guy who administered the paternity test had been convicted for switching samples, so they redid the test and got the same result.

Wait - are you saying that Boebert doesn’t know who her dad is? Kllllllassssy.

You don't get to pick your parents.

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Anonymous wrote:If her plan was to bump the results of her paternity test off the front page, mission accomplished!

What test?

Looks like her mother had sued WWE Wrestler Stan Lane for paternity, but he's not the dad. She sued decades ago and lost. But recently the guy who administered the paternity test had been convicted for switching samples, so they redid the test and got the same result.

Wait - are you saying that Boebert doesn’t know who her dad is? Kllllllassssy.

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Anonymous wrote:If her plan was to bump the results of her paternity test off the front page, mission accomplished!

What test?

Looks like her mother had sued WWE Wrestler Stan Lane for paternity, but he's not the dad. She sued decades ago and lost. But recently the guy who administered the paternity test had been convicted for switching samples, so they redid the test and got the same result.

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Anonymous wrote:I don't care that she was vaping like the trashy, low-class (grandmother at 36!) ho-bag she is, but she lied (and kept lying and then lied some more) about it and now she gets caught.

Pure MAGA. Pure class.

Check it out:

Surveillance Video Shows Boebert Vaping, Despite Repeated Denials

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2023/09/16/lauren-boebert-vape-theater-beetlejuice-ebof-vpx.cnn

I care that she acted like this in a family-oriented show. So disgusting.

Then she pulled out the "Do you know who I am?" card. Just no.

Then the pathetic pr drivel that she used to excuse it.

Vaping and blowing the smoke around right next to a pregnant woman, groping the crotch of the guy she was there with, letting him grope her breasts, belligerent and throwing theater staff the middle finger - it's all on video.