Anonymous
05/28/2023 07:42
Subject: Misheard lyrics
Ruben says hi = Groove is in the Heart
Anonymous
05/28/2023 00:11
Subject: Misheard lyrics
Anonymous wrote:“Hold me closer Tony Danza”
😄😄😄😄
Anonymous
05/28/2023 00:02
Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics
Anonymous wrote:My parents were big Neil Diamond fans. I grew up thinking he was singing “Reverend Blue Jeans” when the actual lyrics are “Forever in Blue Jeans”. It was decades before I discovered my mistake.
My son heard the same thing, and now it's what we all sing!
Anonymous
05/27/2023 23:59
Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics
I got my first real sex dream – bought it at the five-and-dime... It was the summer of ‘69”
It really does make the song take on a whole new meaning.
It really does make the song take on a whole new meaning.
Anonymous
05/27/2023 23:37
Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics
The Weeknd, Starboy:
House so empty needs a centerpeice
I heard:
House so empty needs a centipede
House so empty needs a centerpeice
I heard:
House so empty needs a centipede
Anonymous
05/27/2023 23:30
Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics
When I was younger I thought Paul Young was saying:
Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you./ That doesn't even make sense.
Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you- from “Everytime You Go Away.”
Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you./ That doesn't even make sense.
Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you- from “Everytime You Go Away.”
Anonymous
05/27/2023 23:24
Subject: Misheard lyrics
More, please! I am actually crying with laughter and laughing so hard my stomach hurts.
Anonymous
05/27/2023 23:21
Subject: Misheard lyrics
Bruce Springsteen’s dancing in the dark:
(Really thought this was dark + about drug use)
You sit around getting older
*Here’s a toke, here’s some wine - it’s on me
*I stick this one in my shoulder
C’mon baby the laugh’s on me
Real lyrics:
You sit around gettin' older
There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me
I'll shake this world off my shoulders
Come on, baby, the laugh's on me
(Really thought this was dark + about drug use)
You sit around getting older
*Here’s a toke, here’s some wine - it’s on me
*I stick this one in my shoulder
C’mon baby the laugh’s on me
Real lyrics:
You sit around gettin' older
There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me
I'll shake this world off my shoulders
Come on, baby, the laugh's on me
Anonymous
05/27/2023 23:19
Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics
“Then I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave her” Correct lyric: “Then I saw her face, now I’m a believer” from The Monkees’ ‘I’m a Believer’
Anonymous
05/27/2023 23:17
Subject: Misheard lyrics
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:"I want to be sedated" as "I want a piece of David"
24 hours to go to get a piece of David?
he's a tough one..that David.
Anonymous
05/27/2023 23:16
Subject: Misheard lyrics
Anonymous wrote:"I want to be sedated" as "I want a piece of David"
24 hours to go to get a piece of David?
Anonymous
05/27/2023 23:16
Subject: Re:Misheard lyrics
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Money for nothing and your chicks for free 🐥
That’s not it?
I thought it was checks for free
It’s chicks!