Broke up with a boy in high school (1993) because he insisted that the song “Sneakin’ Sally Through the Alley” was by Little Feat, when I knew it was Robert Palmer. (I loved Robert Palmer, RIP.) We had a real argument about this.

Later as an adult, I found out members of Little Feat were in Palmer’s backing band on that track. Still… no regrets.

Wasn’t a relationship, but I didn’t go on a third date with a guy because he was about 20 lbs more than I wanted him to be.

I know.

- He had a snaggletooth
- He had a yippy little dog that he let sleep under the covers with him
- He was way too into biking, so much so that he didn't own a car (this was when I lived in the midwest, in the suburbs, and known for brutal winters)
- Too into politics
- He lived with his parents, which wasn't a huge deal when I was only 25, but he slept on a cot in their basement.

Oh and there was one who was missing the last section of one finger and although that wasn’t the reason it stayed with me. Also a bad decision, he was great.

Different men but:

-had terrible table manners and held his fork in a fist
-had never heard of Jane Eyre
-was too soft-spoken
-was too short like 5’6” (huge mistake btw)
-was uncircumcised

But I mean everyone else I had really good reasons.
But there were many more people I didn’t date simply bc I was an idiot. Such an idiot.

Bad in bed. Literally out of breath. And he smoked.

I dumped him the morning after we first had sex.

substantially shorter than me, like 5 inches. I know it's petty but I'm a tall woman and it made me feel like the Jolly Green Giant.

He was homely. I just couldn't take it any more although he loved me, treated me well, made a ton of money and was really good in bed.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hairy nipples can go away with age. I had them for a year or so, just light peach fuzz.

I wish. I've plucked my whole life until laser came around, lasered the shit out of my boobs, but I still have a few that come back without fail.

If a woman has nice t*ts, I don't care how hairy they are.

Of course, there's at least one woman here who would dump me for referring the them as t*ts.

Anonymous wrote:Hairy nipples can go away with age. I had them for a year or so, just light peach fuzz.

I wish. I've plucked my whole life until laser came around, lasered the shit out of my boobs, but I still have a few that come back without fail.

Anonymous wrote:He had terrible breath. Like always and needed to see a doctor I think. Too bad, he was gorgeous with a strong jaw and nice hair. I couldn’t get past the bad breath and didn’t feel it was my place to say anything. This was in college.

I also had one of those … and I told him. In the Hope that he would address it and we could continue to date. But, it hurt his feelings and he became distant after …
Next time I won’t say anything and just move on.

He wore bowling shoes and my friends made fun of that (behind his back). I really liked him, too

She had a completely shaved bush and said by no means would she ever consider letting it grow in. (my strong preference) This was in 2001.

Dune perfume, it gives me a headache and she wore it constantly.

He had terrible breath. Like always and needed to see a doctor I think. Too bad, he was gorgeous with a strong jaw and nice hair. I couldn’t get past the bad breath and didn’t feel it was my place to say anything. This was in college.