Anonymous
09/09/2024 23:19
Subject: Re:Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:
I think Jen is Jane.
There is no way Jen has enough self-awareness to be writing these. They are hilariously insightful into Jen's total lack of self-awareness - that's what makes them so funny. Jen is incapable of seeing how she comes across.
No, she is def Jane. She knows how awful she is. She plays both sides of it. I actually think Jen posts about every 5th post on this thread and that’s why it’s so long. It’s been wonderful free publicity for her.
No ma'am. You are incorrect about Jen being Jane. I am not saying she doesn't post in here - I have zero idea whether or not she does or doesn't - but the Capsticher posts are not written by Jen. I will die on this hill.
By the way, the hill is in Drooble Harbor and I'm currently standing on it. <wink emoji wink emoji wink emoji>
Agree, absolutely no way.
Also- really doubtful the book will be a tell all. Her kids love their dad, so I can't imagine she subjects them to that. It would be really low if she did.
Anonymous
09/09/2024 23:01
Subject: Re:Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:
I think Jen is Jane.
There is no way Jen has enough self-awareness to be writing these. They are hilariously insightful into Jen's total lack of self-awareness - that's what makes them so funny. Jen is incapable of seeing how she comes across.
No, she is def Jane. She knows how awful she is. She plays both sides of it. I actually think Jen posts about every 5th post on this thread and that’s why it’s so long. It’s been wonderful free publicity for her.
No ma'am. You are incorrect about Jen being Jane. I am not saying she doesn't post in here - I have zero idea whether or not she does or doesn't - but the Capsticher posts are not written by Jen. I will die on this hill.
By the way, the hill is in Drooble Harbor and I'm currently standing on it. <wink emoji wink emoji wink emoji>
Anonymous
09/09/2024 22:53
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
So Jen's new book is coming out September 2025. She's building it up to sound like a huge tell-all. But you can bet I'll be waiting to hold a legit copy in my hands before forking out a single penny for it so that I can know for sure if it's actually a tell-all or if it's just a lot of preachy faux pop psychology without any honest truth. She can thank Rachel Hollis and Joanna Gaines (*FINALLY, a link for Jen and Joanna*) for my skepticism, since both of them hyped how they were going to tell "their story" and then they basically told nothing of substance. When questioned about this, Rachel gave some lame excuse of "Well, I was thinking about all of these things as I was going through my divorce, so... oh wait, you mean that's not what I led you guys to believe? Oops."
Anonymous
09/09/2024 22:52
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Her book announcement is such an icky combination of hyperbole, hubris, and melodrama.
Anonymous
09/09/2024 21:51
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
lol Jen definitely posts here
Anonymous
09/09/2024 21:07
Subject: Re:Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:
I think Jen is Jane.
There is no way Jen has enough self-awareness to be writing these. They are hilariously insightful into Jen's total lack of self-awareness - that's what makes them so funny. Jen is incapable of seeing how she comes across.
No, she is def Jane. She knows how awful she is. She plays both sides of it. I actually think Jen posts about every 5th post on this thread and that’s why it’s so long. It’s been wonderful free publicity for her.
Anonymous
09/09/2024 19:43
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Does she really call people droolings?
LOL. No. She calls them darlings and beloveds in a really syrupy, gag-me-with-a-spoon kinda way. Droolings and bewilderds is capstitcher parody at its finest. Enjoy.
Tra la la.
I do enjoy it. Was beginning to wonder if it was real
Anonymous
09/09/2024 15:37
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Someone please do a Tyler/Trevor parody as my early Christmas present .
Anonymous
09/09/2024 14:08
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:Does she really call people droolings?
LOL. No. She calls them darlings and beloveds in a really syrupy, gag-me-with-a-spoon kinda way. Droolings and bewilderds is capstitcher parody at its finest. Enjoy.
Tra la la.
Anonymous
09/09/2024 13:52
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Does she really call people droolings?
Anonymous
09/09/2024 13:33
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Bewildereds.
What happened is...BTW, I think I should start all of my Instalicious posts with these three adorable little words because, well...doesn't it make me sound SO FETCH?
Anyhoo droolings, what you need to know is this: @thetrevorbarrettproject - who is totally heterodSEGsual and totally still my BOYFRIEND, hi babbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy <insert winky face emoji insert heart eyes emoji insert eggplant emoji> went to the US Open, which for those of you who aren't one half of a supercool urban It Couple might not know, is a tennis tourney. @thetrevorbarretproject and I are now elite tennis people and we won't be taking questions but that's mostly because neither one of us understands the rules of tennis and TBH we spent most
...
Don't you just love love and elite tennis? Tell me about it in the comments to boost my engagement I mean continue the conversation because COMMUNITY.
My week is made! I went to her FB page and decided the most annoying thing is that he calls himself THE TM Project.
RIGHT??? This has always irked me. I get that HE is the project but Tyler Merritt Project implies that there's actually something happening besides him talking about how dope he is.
Anonymous
09/09/2024 13:28
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:Bewildereds.
What happened is...BTW, I think I should start all of my Instalicious posts with these three adorable little words because, well...doesn't it make me sound SO FETCH?
Anyhoo droolings, what you need to know is this: @thetrevorbarrettproject - who is totally heterodSEGsual and totally still my BOYFRIEND, hi babbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy <insert winky face emoji insert heart eyes emoji insert eggplant emoji> went to the US Open, which for those of you who aren't one half of a supercool urban It Couple might not know, is a tennis tourney. @thetrevorbarretproject and I are now elite tennis people and we won't be taking questions but that's mostly because neither one of us understands the rules of tennis and TBH we spent most
...
Don't you just love love and elite tennis? Tell me about it in the comments to boost my engagement I mean continue the conversation because COMMUNITY.
My week is made! I went to her FB page and decided the most annoying thing is that he calls himself THE TM Project.
Anonymous
09/09/2024 13:02
Subject: Re:Jen Hatmaker
There is no way Jen has enough self-awareness to be writing these. They are hilariously insightful into Jen's total lack of self-awareness - that's what makes them so funny. Jen is incapable of seeing how she comes across.
Ya Jen is way too prideful and self-important to poke fun at herself like this.
Anonymous
09/09/2024 12:42
Subject: Re:Jen Hatmaker
I think Jen is Jane.
There is no way Jen has enough self-awareness to be writing these. They are hilariously insightful into Jen's total lack of self-awareness - that's what makes them so funny. Jen is incapable of seeing how she comes across.
Anonymous
09/09/2024 12:36
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Thanks Jane for making my week!! 🤣🥳