And the plant video?? make it make sense 😩

“I need the Internet to know that I spoke with my face and mouth today to Ina Garten.”

I think you’re actually speaking all of this nonsense out of another part of your body that is located farther south.

Anonymous wrote:Cheese and rice. While her Reel talking about Ina Garten couldn't possibly get any more cringalisious….

It really is beyond cringe. She tells us she interviewed INA but then immediately pivots to “first of all, i resurrected my tiktok hair to impress her…” ???? then she tells us that a minute before the show started she yelled the f-word in frustration ???? (is this news? entertainment? are we supposed to be impressed? how old is she? is this junior high? bragging about her tiktok hair and saying a swear word?) Jen is pretending to be impressed by INA but she is way more impressed with HERSELF. She is so embarrassing and i can’t even imagine what the podcast itself will sound like. 🙈

Anonymous wrote:The new podcast is unwatchable. You can smell the desperate thirst from a mile away. The new co-host adds nothing. No one is going to watch or listen to this.

AGREED! I could not even stomach the 90 second promo for it.... it's the beginning of the end I feel.... If only she would figure that out.

The new podcast is unwatchable. You can smell the desperate thirst from a mile away. The new co-host adds nothing. No one is going to watch or listen to this.

Jen is vague-booking about something that happened with one of her “big kids.” Once again, she’s exploiting her kids for content. It was hard, and now she’s holed up in her room with wine. Paraphrasing: “When they get to be teenagers, you stop solving their problems. This is hard because you’ve always solved their problems.” Well, maybe that’s part of the issue right there. Maybe you should have been teaching them problem solving skills all along.

I wonder if she is on any anti-anxiety medicine. She sounded like my great aunts in the 70s when they would take whatever downers their docs were handing out. She was almost slurring her words. She seems muted.

Cheese and rice. While her Reel talking about Ina Garten couldn't possibly get any more cringalisious, WTF with that thumbnail, Big Sis?

THIS is why people say she's slipping. It takes 30 seconds to edit your Reel to not have that mess be what someone see when they go to your Instagram page. Nothing screams "Zero Ducks Left, Community" like that thumbnail.

And, I have to know. Who is she looking at? She constantly shifts her eyes to her left like she's watching someone. The cat? The UPS guy? Is this some sort of duress signal? Are you OK Jen? Blink if you're OK.

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Anonymous wrote:YAWN

Agreed. I’m getting bored. She doesn’t write anything anymore, just re-releases old blog posts. I’m not listening to her dumb podcasts. The clips of it on her social media look terrrrrrrible. Her videos are manic, sad, and annoying, all at the same time.
Jane Capstitcher is the only fun part of the entire Jen conversation.

100%. I said three years ago that Jen needed a new chapter like no one else. She's like the one hit wonder twenty years later still trying to make a living off of I'm Too Sexy.

Anonymous wrote:YAWN

Agreed. I’m getting bored. She doesn’t write anything anymore, just re-releases old blog posts. I’m not listening to her dumb podcasts. The clips of it on her social media look terrrrrrrible. Her videos are manic, sad, and annoying, all at the same time.
Jane Capstitcher is the only fun part of the entire Jen conversation.

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She just likes to talk, like Kristen.

Heck, Kristen made up crap about our school district (my kids went to school with hers.) She blogged that there was some kind of inequality because our school was a lottery-based system and certain ethnic groups may not know about it.
Honey, they know plenty! Free lunch, etc. The bigotry of low expectations.

If she was so unhappy about how her kids were at our school (and her second son is now CLASS PRESIDENT), maybe she should've moved to Inglewood or Compton or Baldwin Hills.


I knew a similar blogger wannabe who had a brief glimpse of fame who essentially wrote fiction about our community. So much embellishment and lies and half truths that it was painful and hurtful to read.

While I respected and truly admired what Kristen would blog about that promoted adoption, fostering, and international adoption, the stuff she wrote about the school and our community bordered on fiction a lot of times. She wrote about how there were rumors of her and Mark being swingers (no, no one is gossiping about your sex life, and in fact, most folks don't gossip about their own sex lives), would complain about the school on the blog (which is a great school and every parent in our town enters the lottery and prays their kid gets in) and now she champions the school for its no-homework (or minimal homework) policy. She would never really socialize with any other parents much, and it was a normal, laid back group overall. She is such an odd duck. But her takes on our school and area would drive me batty with their inaccuracies and outright lies.

Jen seems in distress in that video talking about interviewing Ida. Like there’s something inside that still hasn’t recovered and she’s grasping to get it back. Or maybe what was internal was exposed and she is no longer able or cares to fake authenticity.

YAWN

Anonymous wrote:She just likes to talk, like Kristen.

Heck, Kristen made up crap about our school district (my kids went to school with hers.) She blogged that there was some kind of inequality because our school was a lottery-based system and certain ethnic groups may not know about it.
Honey, they know plenty! Free lunch, etc. The bigotry of low expectations.

If she was so unhappy about how her kids were at our school (and her second son is now CLASS PRESIDENT), maybe she should've moved to Inglewood or Compton or Baldwin Hills.

I knew a similar blogger wannabe who had a brief glimpse of fame who essentially wrote fiction about our community. So much embellishment and lies and half truths that it was painful and hurtful to read.

I don’t know amy, she may have a lot of nice qualities - but i have to say nothing about her in that clip is “hilarious” in the least