Anonymous wrote:The Paltrow thing is pure cringe and unserious and she’s a f***ing wacko for putting herself into her ex husband’s viral fame.

GP is a total whackadoodle

The lady is super messy, but her house (exterior) is so cute.

The Paltrow thing is pure cringe and unserious and she’s a f***ing wacko for putting herself into her ex husband’s viral fame.

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Anonymous wrote:The hr woman is so ugly and old, it's totally embarrassing to the CEO, career-ending based on how ugly and old it means he has no game or ability to manage anything or get someone worthy of cheating on, low class and sad for him, he deserves to be fired, divorced, and put in prison.

He's no looker.

Right? I love the assumption that a 58 year old tech dweeb can organically do so much better. Spoiler: He can't.

He's worth 20m-70M. He could be an obese 75yo and he could get a 25yo model airhead. $$$$$ talks!!

He lives in a 1.4m house in Worcester and his wife is a teacher…. He is worth nowhere near that.

And his wife has escaped to their other 2.4M house in Kennebunkport. She is director of a school (not just a teacher).

The internet estimates his worth as 50M - 70M.

That’s not really 50-70M property level. Plus think that he would have a bit better mistress at that wealth level. That’s bill bellichick money (just since he was already mentioned)

Clearly you know nothing about how scientists and engineers think. She's smart, pretty, and convenient - that's how they think. I know everyone is saying "she's old" - well, yeah, so is he. Some people prefer their own maturity level. She's pretty for her age, and that's how he's thinking about it, plus she's smart, plus she's right there boosting his fragile ego everyday.

It's like - sure there are better chocolates in Belgium, but this tobolorone is right here in the impulse lane and it's good enough.

Nope, she's not pretty, even considering her age. And we can cross off
kind, caring, nurturing, good character type of woman. Ice in her veins.

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Anonymous wrote:This has officially jumped the shark and they paid Gwyneth Paltrow millions of dollars to shoot a 60 second cheeky ad. So painfully cringe. This is clearly not a serious company. And shame on Paltrow for inserting herself into her ex-husband’s hyper viral moment.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14942209/Gwyneth-Paltrow-Astronomer-CEO-affair-scandal.html

It's hilarious. And props to GP and Chris Martin for keeping their divorce clean.

+1 It's perfect!!

+2. Totally funny, 10/10 no notes. A masterpiece in the art of crisis communications. The fact that Paltrow does’t know anything about what she is talking about just makes it funnier. And they keep it short before people get bored. And look how much fun she is having. It’s a hoot.

The GP spot is PR masterclass. Multilayered, true perfection.

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Anonymous wrote:The hr woman is so ugly and old, it's totally embarrassing to the CEO, career-ending based on how ugly and old it means he has no game or ability to manage anything or get someone worthy of cheating on, low class and sad for him, he deserves to be fired, divorced, and put in prison.

He's no looker.

Right? I love the assumption that a 58 year old tech dweeb can organically do so much better. Spoiler: He can't.

He's worth 20m-70M. He could be an obese 75yo and he could get a 25yo model airhead. $$$$$ talks!!

He lives in a 1.4m house in Worcester and his wife is a teacher…. He is worth nowhere near that.

And his wife has escaped to their other 2.4M house in Kennebunkport. She is director of a school (not just a teacher).

The internet estimates his worth as 50M - 70M.

That’s not really 50-70M property level. Plus think that he would have a bit better mistress at that wealth level. That’s bill bellichick money (just since he was already mentioned)

Clearly you know nothing about how scientists and engineers think. She's smart, pretty, and convenient - that's how they think. I know everyone is saying "she's old" - well, yeah, so is he. Some people prefer their own maturity level. She's pretty for her age, and that's how he's thinking about it, plus she's smart, plus she's right there boosting his fragile ego everyday.

It's like - sure there are better chocolates in Belgium, but this tobolorone is right here in the impulse lane and it's good enough.

Man I love me some tobolorone

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Anonymous wrote:The hr woman is so ugly and old, it's totally embarrassing to the CEO, career-ending based on how ugly and old it means he has no game or ability to manage anything or get someone worthy of cheating on, low class and sad for him, he deserves to be fired, divorced, and put in prison.

He's no looker.

Right? I love the assumption that a 58 year old tech dweeb can organically do so much better. Spoiler: He can't.

He's worth 20m-70M. He could be an obese 75yo and he could get a 25yo model airhead. $$$$$ talks!!

He lives in a 1.4m house in Worcester and his wife is a teacher…. He is worth nowhere near that.

And his wife has escaped to their other 2.4M house in Kennebunkport. She is director of a school (not just a teacher).

The internet estimates his worth as 50M - 70M.

That’s not really 50-70M property level. Plus think that he would have a bit better mistress at that wealth level. That’s bill bellichick money (just since he was already mentioned)

Clearly you know nothing about how scientists and engineers think. She's smart, pretty, and convenient - that's how they think. I know everyone is saying "she's old" - well, yeah, so is he. Some people prefer their own maturity level. She's pretty for her age, and that's how he's thinking about it, plus she's smart, plus she's right there boosting his fragile ego everyday.

It's like - sure there are better chocolates in Belgium, but this tobolorone is right here in the impulse lane and it's good enough.

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Anonymous wrote:The hr woman is so ugly and old, it's totally embarrassing to the CEO, career-ending based on how ugly and old it means he has no game or ability to manage anything or get someone worthy of cheating on, low class and sad for him, he deserves to be fired, divorced, and put in prison.

He's no looker.

Right? I love the assumption that a 58 year old tech dweeb can organically do so much better. Spoiler: He can't.

He's worth 20m-70M. He could be an obese 75yo and he could get a 25yo model airhead. $$$$$ talks!!

He lives in a 1.4m house in Worcester and his wife is a teacher…. He is worth nowhere near that.

And his wife has escaped to their other 2.4M house in Kennebunkport. She is director of a school (not just a teacher).

The internet estimates his worth as 50M - 70M.

He's not that rich.
They have a couple of houses valued altogether <3 million.
They're in their 50's. UMC.

Didn't realize the public has access to his investment accounts. Anyone with >20k in horses, who doesn't do that as a living, is f-ing rich. Yeah, I totally believe $50M+ given his job and his wife's job. Let's not also forget people in his line of work are more conservative with their money/investments than in finance or Big Law - there is less pressure to live a certain life. I'm in his line of work, make significantly less and am worth maybe (not quite) an order of magnitude less, which still puts me in the 1% wealth category - and I'm more a cog than a leader.

Anonymous wrote:I am so tired of discussing this douchebag. He probably depends on people kissing his ass from the minute he wakes up until he goes to sleep. At his level, he has a network that 99.9% of this forum's readers can only dream about. He is already taking calls about his next gig.

This he’s already moved on with a big job with lots of cash and stock etc

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Anonymous wrote:The hr woman is so ugly and old, it's totally embarrassing to the CEO, career-ending based on how ugly and old it means he has no game or ability to manage anything or get someone worthy of cheating on, low class and sad for him, he deserves to be fired, divorced, and put in prison.

He's no looker.

Right? I love the assumption that a 58 year old tech dweeb can organically do so much better. Spoiler: He can't.

He's worth 20m-70M. He could be an obese 75yo and he could get a 25yo model airhead. $$$$$ talks!!

He lives in a 1.4m house in Worcester and his wife is a teacher…. He is worth nowhere near that.

And his wife has escaped to their other 2.4M house in Kennebunkport. She is director of a school (not just a teacher).

The internet estimates his worth as 50M - 70M.

That’s not really 50-70M property level. Plus think that he would have a bit better mistress at that wealth level. That’s bill bellichick money (just since he was already mentioned)

I'm sure Belichick has way more money than that. He was the highest paid coach in the NFL for years. He made hundreds of millions on salary alone. And I'm sure he has all sorts of other investments that bring in money.

I am so tired of discussing this douchebag. He probably depends on people kissing his ass from the minute he wakes up until he goes to sleep. At his level, he has a network that 99.9% of this forum's readers can only dream about. He is already taking calls about his next gig.

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Anonymous wrote:This has officially jumped the shark and they paid Gwyneth Paltrow millions of dollars to shoot a 60 second cheeky ad. So painfully cringe. This is clearly not a serious company. And shame on Paltrow for inserting herself into her ex-husband’s hyper viral moment.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14942209/Gwyneth-Paltrow-Astronomer-CEO-affair-scandal.html

It's hilarious. And props to GP and Chris Martin for keeping their divorce clean.

+1 It's perfect!!

+2. Totally funny, 10/10 no notes. A masterpiece in the art of crisis communications. The fact that Paltrow does’t know anything about what she is talking about just makes it funnier. And they keep it short before people get bored. And look how much fun she is having. It’s a hoot.

Thanks for chiming in, crisis PR hack.

That’s kind of a mean thing to say. I was just, like, sharing my opinion, man.

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Anonymous wrote:The hr woman is so ugly and old, it's totally embarrassing to the CEO, career-ending based on how ugly and old it means he has no game or ability to manage anything or get someone worthy of cheating on, low class and sad for him, he deserves to be fired, divorced, and put in prison.

He's no looker.

Right? I love the assumption that a 58 year old tech dweeb can organically do so much better. Spoiler: He can't.

He's worth 20m-70M. He could be an obese 75yo and he could get a 25yo model airhead. $$$$$ talks!!

He lives in a 1.4m house in Worcester and his wife is a teacher…. He is worth nowhere near that.

And his wife has escaped to their other 2.4M house in Kennebunkport. She is director of a school (not just a teacher).

The internet estimates his worth as 50M - 70M.

That’s not really 50-70M property level. Plus think that he would have a bit better mistress at that wealth level. That’s bill bellichick money (just since he was already mentioned)

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Anonymous wrote:This has officially jumped the shark and they paid Gwyneth Paltrow millions of dollars to shoot a 60 second cheeky ad. So painfully cringe. This is clearly not a serious company. And shame on Paltrow for inserting herself into her ex-husband’s hyper viral moment.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14942209/Gwyneth-Paltrow-Astronomer-CEO-affair-scandal.html

It's hilarious. And props to GP and Chris Martin for keeping their divorce clean.

+1 It's perfect!!

+2. Totally funny, 10/10 no notes. A masterpiece in the art of crisis communications. The fact that Paltrow does’t know anything about what she is talking about just makes it funnier. And they keep it short before people get bored. And look how much fun she is having. It’s a hoot.

+3. All she is doing is helping the company redirect the crisis into a marketing opportunity for the (relatively small) company’s PR crisis opportunity. I think it was kind of her to endorse and an appropriate cultural response during these crazy times.