Anonymous
Post 08/23/2024 18:37     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
You will simply LOVE Crunchy Amy. She is SO DIFF than me. We are COMPLETE OPPOSITES. I wear short skirts, she wears tee shirts, she likes camping and I like...bleaches. Lots of them in my hair








This one is my favorite!!


But is Capsticher a Swiftie?
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2024 18:16     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Droolings! I have an important announcement about FOR THE LAME podcast.

I was going to make you wait with beleaguered breath to hear my EXCITING news but my team and I have been simply BOMBARDED with requests about my award-winning podcast, which won an award back in '18 for best podcast about religion and spirituality.

Even though I've evolved - thank you DEE-CON-STRUC-SHUN, you can bet your a-s-s- (tee hee I'm so SPICY) I'm still honking that award-winning horn just to remind you that I'm a podcast BFD.

Are you ready for it? I have decided to take on a partner. Don't worry dewdrops, I have selected the PERF Beta Yes Girl Friday.

You will simply LOVE Crunchy Amy. She is SO DIFF than me. We are COMPLETE OPPOSITES. I wear short skirts, she wears tee shirts, she likes camping and I like...bleaches. Lots of them in my hair.

BTW, check out my LIFECHANGING hair vitamins so your hair can be in tippy toppy shape like the luscious mane of...well, there are a lot of words for what I've got going on up there, droolings, but you know the schill.

Hop over to stories to buy and use the code #GreenEggsAndHair for a discount.

Crunchy Amy and I love to do fun things together, like smashing the patriarchy and dissing purity culture. She really is the PERF side piece for FOR THE LAME. I say something and like an ADORABLE little windup witchy homeschooling doll, she says cute things like "Absolutely, Jane" and "No, your makeup doesn't look bad." LOVE HER.

Our inaugural episode will be Crunchy Amy and I talking to perpetual good sport, Ree Drummond. For whatever ADORABLE reason, she just cannot say no to my team, so we'll be interviewing her about her fave grown-ass lady salads.

Actually, Amy will be doing the questions and I'll ADORABLY interject with tidbits about myself and cute statements like "Trevor eats salad!"

I mean OF COURSE we know he does not, LOLZ. Shenanigans!

And, the best part is that FOR THE LAME will be broadcast LIVE from a 2013 Chrysler Town and Country Minivan - Touring Edition, no less!

And, since ratings and commissions are looking a little skimpy this month - I am in grave danger of not being able to afford lash extensions - please make sure you download FOR THE LAME wherever you get your podcasts and stock up on those FLOPL sleep gummies. I also heard Able still has a few things from the 2022 Jane Capstitcher summer line and they are mostly still fashionable.

You deserve it, bewildereds.

Tra La La




This one is my favorite!!


#GreenEggsandHair killed me. I am deceased.
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2024 13:07     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Jen Hatmaker has never been a deep thinker and that's OK. I also don't perceive her as a hard worker. If she were a hard worker, those last two cringe sponsored videos she did would have involved her looking at the camera, doing her makeup, and doing better editing. There is no team helping her with that. There can't be. If CBD sleep gummies are paying the bills, so be it, but she's phoning even that in.

I think most of her problems go back to a lack of self awareness and the need for attention. I seriously doubt she looks at anything - her relationships, her projects, her actions - and thinks to herself "I could have done that differently or better." She's got enough people around her who tell her she's doing fine and that she's hilarious so no one is forcing her to take a hard look at her flaws. So she isn't.

That podcast is a hot mess. She's so unprofessional and I don't know how she's gotten the level of guests that she has. My ninth grader who is in the journalism club can pull off a more profesh interview than she can. I don't think this giddy, girlish act is cute on anyone, even cute young things. Certainly not a 50 year old mature woman.

I think Jen is beautiful. She is a funny writer. For whatever reason, her charm on the pages does not translate to on camera but if she could admit "I am not so good at this" she could be better. She could learn.

As pps have said, there are things she could do differently with her hair and makeup that would make her look less rachet. A better hair color, a blending sponge and a nude lip could make even those godawful Amazon outfits bearable. She's pretty and has a nice figure.
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2024 11:59     Subject: Re:Jen Hatmaker
Hustle, she works hard


I don't think she "works" hard. She takes on fun speaking gigs because she likes banging on about ridiculously outdated topics. She takes 20 mins to badly film a promo for a friend's clothing line. She does plenty of things she likes to do, vs. working on other things that probably need her attention, like Remy, or her friends or getting a true partner in life. Her podcast is not well done, and has low production value. She isn't a good interviewer and doesn't seem to prepare well.
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2024 11:26     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Let's cut to the chase. What are Jen's real options here, no filter or bullshit?

What she does possess?

Hustle, she works hard
Funny writer, but not so much in person
Big audience

What are her weaknesses?

Just follows the crowd, very predictable
Not a deep thinker
Expert on very little
Loud and brassy (and sassy)
Zero self-awareness
Pathological desperate need for approval and affirmation
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2024 01:14     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Droolings! I have an important announcement about FOR THE LAME podcast.

I was going to make you wait with beleaguered breath to hear my EXCITING news but my team and I have been simply BOMBARDED with requests about my award-winning podcast, which won an award back in '18 for best podcast about religion and spirituality.

Even though I've evolved - thank you DEE-CON-STRUC-SHUN, you can bet your a-s-s- (tee hee I'm so SPICY) I'm still honking that award-winning horn just to remind you that I'm a podcast BFD.

Are you ready for it? I have decided to take on a partner. Don't worry dewdrops, I have selected the PERF Beta Yes Girl Friday.

You will simply LOVE Crunchy Amy. She is SO DIFF than me. We are COMPLETE OPPOSITES. I wear short skirts, she wears tee shirts, she likes camping and I like...bleaches. Lots of them in my hair.

BTW, check out my LIFECHANGING hair vitamins so your hair can be in tippy toppy shape like the luscious mane of...well, there are a lot of words for what I've got going on up there, droolings, but you know the schill.

Hop over to stories to buy and use the code #GreenEggsAndHair for a discount.

Crunchy Amy and I love to do fun things together, like smashing the patriarchy and dissing purity culture. She really is the PERF side piece for FOR THE LAME. I say something and like an ADORABLE little windup witchy homeschooling doll, she says cute things like "Absolutely, Jane" and "No, your makeup doesn't look bad." LOVE HER.

Our inaugural episode will be Crunchy Amy and I talking to perpetual good sport, Ree Drummond. For whatever ADORABLE reason, she just cannot say no to my team, so we'll be interviewing her about her fave grown-ass lady salads.

Actually, Amy will be doing the questions and I'll ADORABLY interject with tidbits about myself and cute statements like "Trevor eats salad!"

I mean OF COURSE we know he does not, LOLZ. Shenanigans!

And, the best part is that FOR THE LAME will be broadcast LIVE from a 2013 Chrysler Town and Country Minivan - Touring Edition, no less!

And, since ratings and commissions are looking a little skimpy this month - I am in grave danger of not being able to afford lash extensions - please make sure you download FOR THE LAME wherever you get your podcasts and stock up on those FLOPL sleep gummies. I also heard Able still has a few things from the 2022 Jane Capstitcher summer line and they are mostly still fashionable.

You deserve it, bewildereds.

Tra La La




This one is my favorite!!


“You know the schill” should be on a tshirt
Anonymous
Post 08/23/2024 00:00     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:I will say that one person I absolutely cannot tolerate is Ree Drummond. I would listen to Jen over her all day every day.


What do you not like about her?
Anonymous
Post 08/22/2024 22:26     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It's THAT time of year! The time of year when Jen reminds everyone that she knows ALL ABOUT BACK TO SCHOOL! Don't make weekend plans, have them food ready, all the things she repeats every single year. She missed the real back to school days because she was on her cruise and when the new podcast announcement didn't get much traction, she did what she could to get some likes and comments....


My kids started school last week. I am not sure how I managed with Jen being on vacation.


I really don't understand why Jen keeps pushing herself back into the "moms with kids in school" demographic. For goodness' sake, talk about where you actually are. Talk about being the mom of grown kids. Talk about menopause. Talk about 50...oh, wait.


Exactly. It's really ridiculous she continues to regurgitate this content when it's no longer a part of her day to day. Geez - I'm her age and my kid is in their 20s (as are most of her kids). I couldn't care less about back to school content because I don't live in that land anymore. Not a single friend of mine in my age bracket rehashes those school days when it's August. We do talk about our aging parents. We do talk about navigating parenthood with young adults. We do talk about menopause. We do talk about this time in our careers and how retirement isn't too far away. We do talk about our marriages. We do talk about politics and religion. But not a single one of us reminisces about carpooling our kids to school when they were younger. Move on. Everyone else has.


And these topics are great and interesting to her "readers." You should be her team.


Yes, please!! Please let Jen get some legit real life content from the perspective that she's actually in- adult children, aging parents, etc.
Anonymous
Post 08/22/2024 22:24     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:I will say that one person I absolutely cannot tolerate is Ree Drummond. I would listen to Jen over her all day every day.


I love Ree Drummond and I have no idea why she's hitching her wagon to the trainwreck that is Jen. Although, Jen did mention that she sends Christmas gifts to Ree, so maybe Ree hasn't seen all of the crazy yet.
Anonymous
Post 08/22/2024 21:42     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It's THAT time of year! The time of year when Jen reminds everyone that she knows ALL ABOUT BACK TO SCHOOL! Don't make weekend plans, have them food ready, all the things she repeats every single year. She missed the real back to school days because she was on her cruise and when the new podcast announcement didn't get much traction, she did what she could to get some likes and comments....


My kids started school last week. I am not sure how I managed with Jen being on vacation.


I really don't understand why Jen keeps pushing herself back into the "moms with kids in school" demographic.


Agree.

Plus, she does not seem invested at all in her kids' schooling and education. Seems to think it's HILARIOUS to skip homework, skip projects, skip graduation. Isn't a fan of back-to-school time, seems checked out about a month before the school year ends. I just can't relate to her apparent detachment from education, so I'd never seek her input on that topic..
Anonymous
Post 08/22/2024 21:31     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
I will say that one person I absolutely cannot tolerate is Ree Drummond. I would listen to Jen over her all day every day.
Anonymous
Post 08/22/2024 21:30     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It's THAT time of year! The time of year when Jen reminds everyone that she knows ALL ABOUT BACK TO SCHOOL! Don't make weekend plans, have them food ready, all the things she repeats every single year. She missed the real back to school days because she was on her cruise and when the new podcast announcement didn't get much traction, she did what she could to get some likes and comments....


My kids started school last week. I am not sure how I managed with Jen being on vacation.


I really don't understand why Jen keeps pushing herself back into the "moms with kids in school" demographic. For goodness' sake, talk about where you actually are. Talk about being the mom of grown kids. Talk about menopause. Talk about 50...oh, wait.


Exactly. It's really ridiculous she continues to regurgitate this content when it's no longer a part of her day to day. Geez - I'm her age and my kid is in their 20s (as are most of her kids). I couldn't care less about back to school content because I don't live in that land anymore. Not a single friend of mine in my age bracket rehashes those school days when it's August. We do talk about our aging parents. We do talk about navigating parenthood with young adults. We do talk about menopause. We do talk about this time in our careers and how retirement isn't too far away. We do talk about our marriages. We do talk about politics and religion. But not a single one of us reminisces about carpooling our kids to school when they were younger. Move on. Everyone else has.


And these topics are great and interesting to her "readers." You should be her team.
Anonymous
Post 08/22/2024 21:29     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:Droolings! I have an important announcement about FOR THE LAME podcast.

I was going to make you wait with beleaguered breath to hear my EXCITING news but my team and I have been simply BOMBARDED with requests about my award-winning podcast, which won an award back in '18 for best podcast about religion and spirituality.

Even though I've evolved - thank you DEE-CON-STRUC-SHUN, you can bet your a-s-s- (tee hee I'm so SPICY) I'm still honking that award-winning horn just to remind you that I'm a podcast BFD.

Are you ready for it? I have decided to take on a partner. Don't worry dewdrops, I have selected the PERF Beta Yes Girl Friday.

You will simply LOVE Crunchy Amy. She is SO DIFF than me. We are COMPLETE OPPOSITES. I wear short skirts, she wears tee shirts, she likes camping and I like...bleaches. Lots of them in my hair.

BTW, check out my LIFECHANGING hair vitamins so your hair can be in tippy toppy shape like the luscious mane of...well, there are a lot of words for what I've got going on up there, droolings, but you know the schill.

Hop over to stories to buy and use the code #GreenEggsAndHair for a discount.

Crunchy Amy and I love to do fun things together, like smashing the patriarchy and dissing purity culture. She really is the PERF side piece for FOR THE LAME. I say something and like an ADORABLE little windup witchy homeschooling doll, she says cute things like "Absolutely, Jane" and "No, your makeup doesn't look bad." LOVE HER.

Our inaugural episode will be Crunchy Amy and I talking to perpetual good sport, Ree Drummond. For whatever ADORABLE reason, she just cannot say no to my team, so we'll be interviewing her about her fave grown-ass lady salads.

Actually, Amy will be doing the questions and I'll ADORABLY interject with tidbits about myself and cute statements like "Trevor eats salad!"

I mean OF COURSE we know he does not, LOLZ. Shenanigans!

And, the best part is that FOR THE LAME will be broadcast LIVE from a 2013 Chrysler Town and Country Minivan - Touring Edition, no less!

And, since ratings and commissions are looking a little skimpy this month - I am in grave danger of not being able to afford lash extensions - please make sure you download FOR THE LAME wherever you get your podcasts and stock up on those FLOPL sleep gummies. I also heard Able still has a few things from the 2022 Jane Capstitcher summer line and they are mostly still fashionable.

You deserve it, bewildereds.

Tra La La




This one is my favorite!!
Anonymous
Post 08/22/2024 20:27     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
This entire Jane Capstitcher series is pure gold.
Anonymous
Post 08/22/2024 20:23     Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It's THAT time of year! The time of year when Jen reminds everyone that she knows ALL ABOUT BACK TO SCHOOL! Don't make weekend plans, have them food ready, all the things she repeats every single year. She missed the real back to school days because she was on her cruise and when the new podcast announcement didn't get much traction, she did what she could to get some likes and comments....


My kids started school last week. I am not sure how I managed with Jen being on vacation.


I really don't understand why Jen keeps pushing herself back into the "moms with kids in school" demographic. For goodness' sake, talk about where you actually are. Talk about being the mom of grown kids. Talk about menopause. Talk about 50...oh, wait.


Exactly. It's really ridiculous she continues to regurgitate this content when it's no longer a part of her day to day. Geez - I'm her age and my kid is in their 20s (as are most of her kids). I couldn't care less about back to school content because I don't live in that land anymore. Not a single friend of mine in my age bracket rehashes those school days when it's August. We do talk about our aging parents. We do talk about navigating parenthood with young adults. We do talk about menopause. We do talk about this time in our careers and how retirement isn't too far away. We do talk about our marriages. We do talk about politics and religion. But not a single one of us reminisces about carpooling our kids to school when they were younger. Move on. Everyone else has.