Anonymous
07/27/2025 17:04
Subject: Rich middle aged CEO going viral busted at Coldplay concert cheating of his wife with his HR director
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:The hr woman is so ugly and old, it's totally embarrassing to the CEO, career-ending based on how ugly and old it means he has no game or ability to manage anything or get someone worthy of cheating on, low class and sad for him, he deserves to be fired, divorced, and put in prison.
He's no looker.
Right? I love the assumption that a 58 year old tech dweeb can organically do so much better. Spoiler: He can't.
He's worth 20m-70M. He could be an obese 75yo and he could get a 25yo model airhead. $$$$$ talks!!
He lives in a 1.4m house in Worcester and his wife is a teacher…. He is worth nowhere near that.
And his wife has escaped to their other 2.4M house in Kennebunkport. She is director of a school (not just a teacher).
The internet estimates his worth as 50M - 70M.
That’s not really 50-70M property level. Plus think that he would have a bit better mistress at that wealth level. That’s bill bellichick money (just since he was already mentioned)
I'm sure Belichick has way more money than that. He was the highest paid coach in the NFL for years. He made hundreds of millions on salary alone. And I'm sure he has all sorts of other investments that bring in money.
Anonymous
07/27/2025 11:54
Subject: Rich middle aged CEO going viral busted at Coldplay concert cheating of his wife with his HR director
I am so tired of discussing this douchebag. He probably depends on people kissing his ass from the minute he wakes up until he goes to sleep. At his level, he has a network that 99.9% of this forum's readers can only dream about. He is already taking calls about his next gig.
Anonymous
07/27/2025 11:33
Subject: Re:Rich middle aged CEO going viral busted at Coldplay concert cheating of his wife with his HR director
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:It's hilarious. And props to GP and Chris Martin for keeping their divorce clean.Anonymous wrote:This has officially jumped the shark and they paid Gwyneth Paltrow millions of dollars to shoot a 60 second cheeky ad. So painfully cringe. This is clearly not a serious company. And shame on Paltrow for inserting herself into her ex-husband’s hyper viral moment.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14942209/Gwyneth-Paltrow-Astronomer-CEO-affair-scandal.html
+1 It's perfect!!
+2. Totally funny, 10/10 no notes. A masterpiece in the art of crisis communications. The fact that Paltrow does’t know anything about what she is talking about just makes it funnier. And they keep it short before people get bored. And look how much fun she is having. It’s a hoot.
Thanks for chiming in, crisis PR hack.
That’s kind of a mean thing to say. I was just, like, sharing my opinion, man.
Anonymous
07/27/2025 11:30
Subject: Rich middle aged CEO going viral busted at Coldplay concert cheating of his wife with his HR director
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:The hr woman is so ugly and old, it's totally embarrassing to the CEO, career-ending based on how ugly and old it means he has no game or ability to manage anything or get someone worthy of cheating on, low class and sad for him, he deserves to be fired, divorced, and put in prison.
He's no looker.
Right? I love the assumption that a 58 year old tech dweeb can organically do so much better. Spoiler: He can't.
He's worth 20m-70M. He could be an obese 75yo and he could get a 25yo model airhead. $$$$$ talks!!
He lives in a 1.4m house in Worcester and his wife is a teacher…. He is worth nowhere near that.
And his wife has escaped to their other 2.4M house in Kennebunkport. She is director of a school (not just a teacher).
The internet estimates his worth as 50M - 70M.
That’s not really 50-70M property level. Plus think that he would have a bit better mistress at that wealth level. That’s bill bellichick money (just since he was already mentioned)
Anonymous
07/27/2025 10:33
Subject: Re:Rich middle aged CEO going viral busted at Coldplay concert cheating of his wife with his HR director
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:It's hilarious. And props to GP and Chris Martin for keeping their divorce clean.Anonymous wrote:This has officially jumped the shark and they paid Gwyneth Paltrow millions of dollars to shoot a 60 second cheeky ad. So painfully cringe. This is clearly not a serious company. And shame on Paltrow for inserting herself into her ex-husband’s hyper viral moment.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14942209/Gwyneth-Paltrow-Astronomer-CEO-affair-scandal.html
+1 It's perfect!!
+2. Totally funny, 10/10 no notes. A masterpiece in the art of crisis communications. The fact that Paltrow does’t know anything about what she is talking about just makes it funnier. And they keep it short before people get bored. And look how much fun she is having. It’s a hoot.
+3. All she is doing is helping the company redirect the crisis into a marketing opportunity for the (relatively small) company’s PR crisis opportunity. I think it was kind of her to endorse and an appropriate cultural response during these crazy times.
Anonymous
07/27/2025 10:12
Subject: Rich middle aged CEO going viral busted at Coldplay concert cheating of his wife with his HR director
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:It's being reported she resigned. However, Astronomer has not said if they did or did not pay out a large severance for her to resign in lieu of a protracted lawsuit.
Astronomer HR exec Kristin Cabot seen for first time without her wedding ring as she resigns over Coldplay kiss cam scandal
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14937675/Astronomer-HR-exec-Kristin-Cabot-resigns-shes-seen-time-without-wedding-ring-Coldplay-kisscam-scandal.html
Grandma watering the flowers.
+1 Looks old and nothing like her touched up professional pics.
Anonymous
07/27/2025 10:10
Subject: Re:Rich middle aged CEO going viral busted at Coldplay concert cheating of his wife with his HR director
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:It's hilarious. And props to GP and Chris Martin for keeping their divorce clean.Anonymous wrote:This has officially jumped the shark and they paid Gwyneth Paltrow millions of dollars to shoot a 60 second cheeky ad. So painfully cringe. This is clearly not a serious company. And shame on Paltrow for inserting herself into her ex-husband’s hyper viral moment.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14942209/Gwyneth-Paltrow-Astronomer-CEO-affair-scandal.html
+1 It's perfect!!
+2. Totally funny, 10/10 no notes. A masterpiece in the art of crisis communications. The fact that Paltrow does’t know anything about what she is talking about just makes it funnier. And they keep it short before people get bored. And look how much fun she is having. It’s a hoot.
Thanks for chiming in, crisis PR hack.
Sorry you thought all should be kept quiet. Cheaters and liars should think about the consequences of their actions and not just about themselves.
Anonymous
07/27/2025 10:03
Subject: Rich middle aged CEO going viral busted at Coldplay concert cheating of his wife with his HR director
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:The hr woman is so ugly and old, it's totally embarrassing to the CEO, career-ending based on how ugly and old it means he has no game or ability to manage anything or get someone worthy of cheating on, low class and sad for him, he deserves to be fired, divorced, and put in prison.
He's no looker.
Right? I love the assumption that a 58 year old tech dweeb can organically do so much better. Spoiler: He can't.
He's worth 20m-70M. He could be an obese 75yo and he could get a 25yo model airhead. $$$$$ talks!!
He lives in a 1.4m house in Worcester and his wife is a teacher…. He is worth nowhere near that.
And his wife has escaped to their other 2.4M house in Kennebunkport. She is director of a school (not just a teacher).
The internet estimates his worth as 50M - 70M.
He's not that rich.
They have a couple of houses valued altogether <3 million.
They're in their 50's. UMC.
Anonymous
07/27/2025 09:08
Subject: Re:Rich middle aged CEO going viral busted at Coldplay concert cheating of his wife with his HR director
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:It's hilarious. And props to GP and Chris Martin for keeping their divorce clean.Anonymous wrote:This has officially jumped the shark and they paid Gwyneth Paltrow millions of dollars to shoot a 60 second cheeky ad. So painfully cringe. This is clearly not a serious company. And shame on Paltrow for inserting herself into her ex-husband’s hyper viral moment.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14942209/Gwyneth-Paltrow-Astronomer-CEO-affair-scandal.html
+1 It's perfect!!
+2. Totally funny, 10/10 no notes. A masterpiece in the art of crisis communications. The fact that Paltrow does’t know anything about what she is talking about just makes it funnier. And they keep it short before people get bored. And look how much fun she is having. It’s a hoot.
Thanks for chiming in, crisis PR hack.
Anonymous
07/27/2025 07:20
Subject: Re:Rich middle aged CEO going viral busted at Coldplay concert cheating of his wife with his HR director
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:It's hilarious. And props to GP and Chris Martin for keeping their divorce clean.Anonymous wrote:This has officially jumped the shark and they paid Gwyneth Paltrow millions of dollars to shoot a 60 second cheeky ad. So painfully cringe. This is clearly not a serious company. And shame on Paltrow for inserting herself into her ex-husband’s hyper viral moment.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14942209/Gwyneth-Paltrow-Astronomer-CEO-affair-scandal.html
+1 It's perfect!!
+2. Totally funny, 10/10 no notes. A masterpiece in the art of crisis communications. The fact that Paltrow does’t know anything about what she is talking about just makes it funnier. And they keep it short before people get bored. And look how much fun she is having. It’s a hoot.