Anonymous
08/12/2024 17:15
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Tyler's birthday message is so strange. Why does he capitalize "cancer?" Why does he tell her to grow "better?" Why is she JLK instead of Jen Hatmaker? Why does he call himself brilliant and beautiful? Are those adjectives as immutable as his blackness?
With this kind of love, they may go the distance.
With this kind of love, they may go the distance.
Anonymous
08/12/2024 14:46
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Jen should cut her hair. An angled, messy, long bob that hits just above her shoulders. Then she should color it chestnut and heavy highlight it to give her that pop of blonde she apparently can't live without.
Her corn eaters would just die at this dramatic change. I don't think she's every had shorter hair, at least not that I remember and it would get rid of those awful ends.
If she could wait until her hair was actually in good shape to roll out the miracle conditioner or hair vitamins that make her look like someone you'd actually take haircare product recommendtions from, she'd be golden.
Adding to the list:
1. Take a month off. No social media. Decide who you are and who your audience is. Come back and apologize to your "community" and commit yourself to creating content that serves their needs. Try to act humble.
2. Pursue brand partnerships that reflect who you are and who you want to appeal to. People buy things from influencers all the freaking time. Just make it make sense. We're all in cbd gummy vagina lube fast fashion whiplash.
3. Shill in pictures v. videos. You are terrible on camera. You are a gum popping, hair flipping, finger snapping train wreck. If you want to do video, get some training or better yet, watch Joanna gaines. I know that probably stings. Sorry hun.
4. Learn some interview skills. If the podcast is about someone else quit making it about you. It's gross. Also if you're going to broadcast said podcast on YouTube, stop touching your damn face and hair. Practice keeping your fingers off yourself for an hour. You can do it.
5. Fire "your team." Get a new team and then don't talk about having a team. It's obnoxious AF.
6. Dump Tyler. Today, now. You don't need a man but if you want a man, you deserve one that treats you well. His obvious disdain for you makes me hurt for you.
All of this makes total sense but Jen will never so that or auto correct. She's too proud and stubborn and worships public affirmation and money too much to do a real reset.
What would I buy from Jen? What could she sell me? Eeek. Not clothes. Not decor as I don't like her style. Not relationship advice- I'll take a hard pass.
Wine?
Anonymous
08/12/2024 14:38
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Jen should cut her hair. An angled, messy, long bob that hits just above her shoulders. Then she should color it chestnut and heavy highlight it to give her that pop of blonde she apparently can't live without.
Her corn eaters would just die at this dramatic change. I don't think she's every had shorter hair, at least not that I remember and it would get rid of those awful ends.
If she could wait until her hair was actually in good shape to roll out the miracle conditioner or hair vitamins that make her look like someone you'd actually take haircare product recommendtions from, she'd be golden.
Adding to the list:
1. Take a month off. No social media. Decide who you are and who your audience is. Come back and apologize to your "community" and commit yourself to creating content that serves their needs. Try to act humble.
2. Pursue brand partnerships that reflect who you are and who you want to appeal to. People buy things from influencers all the freaking time. Just make it make sense. We're all in cbd gummy vagina lube fast fashion whiplash.
3. Shill in pictures v. videos. You are terrible on camera. You are a gum popping, hair flipping, finger snapping train wreck. If you want to do video, get some training or better yet, watch Joanna gaines. I know that probably stings. Sorry hun.
4. Learn some interview skills. If the podcast is about someone else quit making it about you. It's gross. Also if you're going to broadcast said podcast on YouTube, stop touching your damn face and hair. Practice keeping your fingers off yourself for an hour. You can do it.
5. Fire "your team." Get a new team and then don't talk about having a team. It's obnoxious AF.
6. Dump Tyler. Today, now. You don't need a man but if you want a man, you deserve one that treats you well. His obvious disdain for you makes me hurt for you.
All of this makes total sense but Jen will never so that or auto correct. She's too proud and stubborn and worships public affirmation and money too much to do a real reset.
Anonymous
08/12/2024 13:17
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Jen's shillling everything under the sun reminds me of Heidi Powell right now - just throwing anything & everything out there hoping to bring in $$ (apparently desperately needed).
Anonymous
08/12/2024 13:05
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:Jen should cut her hair. An angled, messy, long bob that hits just above her shoulders. Then she should color it chestnut and heavy highlight it to give her that pop of blonde she apparently can't live without.
Her corn eaters would just die at this dramatic change. I don't think she's every had shorter hair, at least not that I remember and it would get rid of those awful ends.
If she could wait until her hair was actually in good shape to roll out the miracle conditioner or hair vitamins that make her look like someone you'd actually take haircare product recommendtions from, she'd be golden.
Adding to the list:
1. Take a month off. No social media. Decide who you are and who your audience is. Come back and apologize to your "community" and commit yourself to creating content that serves their needs. Try to act humble.
2. Pursue brand partnerships that reflect who you are and who you want to appeal to. People buy things from influencers all the freaking time. Just make it make sense. We're all in cbd gummy vagina lube fast fashion whiplash.
3. Shill in pictures v. videos. You are terrible on camera. You are a gum popping, hair flipping, finger snapping train wreck. If you want to do video, get some training or better yet, watch Joanna gaines. I know that probably stings. Sorry hun.
4. Learn some interview skills. If the podcast is about someone else quit making it about you. It's gross. Also if you're going to broadcast said podcast on YouTube, stop touching your damn face and hair. Practice keeping your fingers off yourself for an hour. You can do it.
5. Fire "your team." Get a new team and then don't talk about having a team. It's obnoxious AF.
6. Dump Tyler. Today, now. You don't need a man but if you want a man, you deserve one that treats you well. His obvious disdain for you makes me hurt for you.
Anonymous
08/12/2024 12:56
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Lets see how long this one stays up.
Comment from mamabear_miche on the easy spirit shoes:
I really love fun loving post-divorce Jen. Have always loved writer Jen. Cannot stand shill Jen.
Surprised her 'team' hasn't deleted that one
Honestly, I follow a ton of actual influencers on IG. I buy the random sh!t they sell me- home decor, clothes, etc. But... they are GOOD at it. They are cohesive. They follow some kind of branding that I like. Jen sells ugly clothes and weird shoes and occasionally some other random thing I don't want. Either be an influencer and be good at it or do something else.
I second this! Promoting a brand or product that MAKES SENSE is fine. The fitness influencer that shills protein powder, the crunchy mom that shills all natural laundry detergent. Those make sense.
Jen Hatmaker shilling sugar free candy, life stride shoes, CBD gummies, and sex toys? Does she vet NOTHING?
Honestly, promoting Able makes sense, if she were to highlight sustainability and fair wages - but she never mentions that!
IF she actually has a “team”, they should all be fired.
Anonymous
08/12/2024 12:44
Subject: Re:Jen Hatmaker
Tyler Merritt is an actor, musician, comedian, and activist behind The Tyler Merritt Project. Raised in Las Vegas he has always had a passion for bringing laughter, grace, and love into any community that he is able to be a part of.
Did he write his own bio for the event?
The tickets start at $4.51. Why do I find this so funny?
Anonymous
08/12/2024 12:41
Subject: Re:Jen Hatmaker
I thought she was usually speedy in deleting anyone who dared speak against her and blocking them
Didn't she used to gleefully announce a "block party" whenever she posted some controversial content and people would dare come in with a divergent viewpoint? Ah, tolerance.
Anonymous
08/12/2024 11:40
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Jen should cut her hair. An angled, messy, long bob that hits just above her shoulders. Then she should color it chestnut and heavy highlight it to give her that pop of blonde she apparently can't live without.
Her corn eaters would just die at this dramatic change. I don't think she's every had shorter hair, at least not that I remember and it would get rid of those awful ends.
If she could wait until her hair was actually in good shape to roll out the miracle conditioner or hair vitamins that make her look like someone you'd actually take haircare product recommendtions from, she'd be golden.
Her corn eaters would just die at this dramatic change. I don't think she's every had shorter hair, at least not that I remember and it would get rid of those awful ends.
If she could wait until her hair was actually in good shape to roll out the miracle conditioner or hair vitamins that make her look like someone you'd actually take haircare product recommendtions from, she'd be golden.
Anonymous
08/12/2024 10:46
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
I like Danielle Walker. She looks good, speaks well and mostly stays on brand. Her recipes are pretty paleo and cater to food allergies. I’ve made a few of her things and they were good. I haven’t bought a cookbook but I’ve thought about it. That’s down to me really not buying actual books anymore more than her books not appealing to me.
I don’t get the fan girl relationship between her and Jen but Danielle has publicly supported Jen for years. I think maybe it’s a kind opportunity for Jen to shill her cookbook but that’s baffling since a lot of DWs fanbase eats very clean.
Not sure what Tyler brings to the conversation. I feel like he’s probably not on a paleo diet lol. And it was childish of him to not tag Jen on a graphic that has both of them.
I don’t get the fan girl relationship between her and Jen but Danielle has publicly supported Jen for years. I think maybe it’s a kind opportunity for Jen to shill her cookbook but that’s baffling since a lot of DWs fanbase eats very clean.
Not sure what Tyler brings to the conversation. I feel like he’s probably not on a paleo diet lol. And it was childish of him to not tag Jen on a graphic that has both of them.
Anonymous
08/12/2024 10:36
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
I wonder if they will wear their “butter sugar flour “ word shirts 🙄😂
Anonymous
08/12/2024 10:36
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Jen only has 554,000 IG followers now? Wait, I thought she had more than a million?
Anonymous
08/12/2024 10:29
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Tyler & Jen are appearing with Danielle Walker of Against All Grain in Denver on 9/21. Tickets start at $5.
Guess they're prolonging the agony until then. What. A. Joke.
Also further proof she should fire her media “team” if these are the bookings they are getting for her.
Who is Danielle Walker? Okay, quick Google.
So Jen is now playing second fiddle to a gluten free diet guru with 1/3 the IG followers? Isn't she on a gluten free journey these days? And what is Tyler's contribution to all of this?
Anonymous
08/12/2024 10:25
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:Lets see how long this one stays up.
Comment from mamabear_miche on the easy spirit shoes:
I really love fun loving post-divorce Jen. Have always loved writer Jen. Cannot stand shill Jen.
Surprised her 'team' hasn't deleted that one
Honestly, I follow a ton of actual influencers on IG. I buy the random sh!t they sell me- home decor, clothes, etc. But... they are GOOD at it. They are cohesive. They follow some kind of branding that I like. Jen sells ugly clothes and weird shoes and occasionally some other random thing I don't want. Either be an influencer and be good at it or do something else.