DS mumbles, and then gets upset when you ask him to repeat himself for the third time.

And sometimes he barges into our room and then acts scandalized if I’m in the middle of getting dressed. Uh, buddy, we told you to knock.

My three year old has two speeds
1. Run as fast as he can
2. Lay down and pretend he’s boneless

Anonymous wrote:My son makes what he thinks are funny comments about his farts. “Is anyone going to get the door?” “Excuse me; I meant to clear my throat.” One time we were having a nice family dinner and during a lull in conversation he farted and then turned to my aunt and said “Great Aunt Gertrude! Is everything okay with your food?!” He does this daily.

Oh this is classic. Tell your DS that a stranger says thank you for making her laugh out loud at 6:27 am 😁

My son makes what he thinks are funny comments about his farts. “Is anyone going to get the door?” “Excuse me; I meant to clear my throat.” One time we were having a nice family dinner and during a lull in conversation he farted and then turned to my aunt and said “Great Aunt Gertrude! Is everything okay with your food?!” He does this daily.

Along the lines of PP’s…. Hehe peepee’s…
DD will wait until we are literally walking out the door and then has to use the bathroom. EVERY SINGLE TIME. And she actually does go, I think, not “just trying.” No anxiety or anything otherwise, but man, she’s got a hangup about bathrooms.
And DS will wait until 5 mins into dinner and have to poop. It’s constant.

Ok, since we’re doing bathroom annoyances: my daughter suddenly has to go to the bathroom as soon as her plate hits the table. At home, in restaurants, wherever. Put a plate of food in front of her, and BAM she has to pee. I can’t remember the last time she ate a really hot meal.

When she was little, in restaurants we used to take her to the restroom while we were waiting for the food. She’s a teenager now, so I figure she can manage her own bladder at this point. But it’s still so consistent it’s become a family joke. I have no idea why she does this, and neither does she.

Having to buy Goodnites for a 3rd and 6th grader.

Neither of my young sons can resist pooping in every public bathroom they find. I'm not sure what it is about every single unknown, usually gross, bathroom but they love to take a dump and love to have a nice relaxing sit when done.

I can't tell you how many times I have had to send some nice stranger into the mens room to check on my son when he hasn't come out after 15 minutes. He will tell me he likes to think after a poop.

My 10 year old refuses to pee while getting ready for bed. Instead, he waits until I come into his room to turn out the light and tuck him in. Then he suddenly realizes he needs to go.

Anonymous wrote:Cannot bundle requests at all. Including bathroom requests.

This. I have three and seem to spend the first hour we are at the pool walking to the locker room and back with one or another of them.

Cannot bundle requests at all. Including bathroom requests.

Anonymous wrote:No serious stuff. I'll start.

One of my kids seems to wait until we get to the pool or the park to need to poop. And he takes like 10 to 15 minutes to do it. I feel like most kids don't like pooping in public but he's turning it into an art form.

Hmmm. I think my husband is your kid in several decades. Once we had to stop at the Dunkin Donuts a mile away so he could poop. Dude, we have multiple bathrooms. At our house. A mile away!

Anonymous wrote:DS, 2.5, hangs onto our clothes and, for some unknown reason, always wants to hang onto the back of my thong through my pants.

Haha!

I couldn't wear dresses for about 3 years because one of my kids always wanted to put his head underneath my skirt and use it as kind of a little private tent. It wasn't a huge deal at home, but pretty embarrassing at the grocery store.

DS, 2.5, hangs onto our clothes and, for some unknown reason, always wants to hang onto the back of my thong through my pants.

No serious stuff. I'll start.

One of my kids seems to wait until we get to the pool or the park to need to poop. And he takes like 10 to 15 minutes to do it. I feel like most kids don't like pooping in public but he's turning it into an art form.