Anonymous wrote:How can I manage the number of cubes my ice cube maker puts out?

Discipline! You’re the parent!

How can I use all this leftover Kochujang I have?!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Not me, but someone keeps posting multiple threads in diet and exercise saying they’re 4’10” and 114 lbs with a lot of belly fat. She wants to know how to get rid of it.

BTDT. Electroshock therapy.

Oh! And Donuts.

Lol.

Anonymous wrote:How do I remove a smell from my linens?

It depends on the smell. Farts like to be trapped in fart tent. It removes the other smells.

How can I manage the number of cubes my ice cube maker puts out?

How can I stop dreaming while I sleep?

Same as when you cut the cheese.

Anonymous wrote:Best way to cut a cake?

Along the layered lines. The lines are there for a reason people.

How do I remove a smell from my linens?

Best way to cut a cake?

Should I get a degree from Strayer or University of Phoenix?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Not me, but someone keeps posting multiple threads in diet and exercise saying they’re 4’10” and 114 lbs with a lot of belly fat. She wants to know how to get rid of it.

BTDT. Electroshock therapy.

Oh! And Donuts.

Anonymous wrote:Not me, but someone keeps posting multiple threads in diet and exercise saying they’re 4’10” and 114 lbs with a lot of belly fat. She wants to know how to get rid of it.

BTDT. Electroshock therapy.

Not me, but someone keeps posting multiple threads in diet and exercise saying they’re 4’10” and 114 lbs with a lot of belly fat. She wants to know how to get rid of it.

Post the witty sarcastic answers here to other people’s questions/problems. Or get your own problems solved. I’m ready to provide terrible solutions.

Example from current DCUM Recent Topics:

First poster Q: Acne - what’s the best way to treat it?

Second poster A: Electro-shock therapy