Anonymous wrote:I thought white noise machines are bad for kids? Or is that only until they become verbal?

Really? I’ve never heard that. We’ve used them in the nursery with both of our young DDs.

I thought white noise machines are bad for kids? Or is that only until they become verbal?

White noise machine or app. Obviously.

Also, soft earplugs, if they are old enough/can tolerate them.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:bb gun?

You’re a shit human being, PP.

And the federal Migratory Bird Treaty Act prevents the killing of songbirds, violation of which is a federal crime.

Also only scumbags kills wildlife for convenience.

UnFingbelievable.

PP here and sorry, my reply was intended to be absurd.

I am assuming the OP knows about white noise machines, so I felt like the OP was asking how to "off" the birds somehow. My answer was intended to reflect what I felt was the absurdity of the question.

Anonymous wrote:White noise machine won't work, FYI.

sure it will - does for me and my kids!

Anonymous wrote:bb gun?

You’re a shit human being, PP.

And the federal Migratory Bird Treaty Act prevents the killing of songbirds, violation of which is a federal crime.

Also only scumbags kills wildlife for convenience.

UnFingbelievable.

White noise machine won't work, FYI.

They'll get used to it. Better than police sirens.

Or, a sound machine hooked up to a timer maybe?

Teach your kids to hear the noise, note it's just the birds saying good morning and having an early morning bird meeting, and go back to sleep.

bb gun?

Anonymous wrote:I hate the damn birds. The weather has been so nice this May and they've made it so we can't sleep with the windows open.

OP you could cut down the tree.

WTF is wrong with you!

OP definitely white noise machine.

+1 to a sound machine. White noise works for both of my girls.


Cut down a tree to get rid of birds chirping? I take it you don't get out into nature much!

I hate the damn birds. The weather has been so nice this May and they've made it so we can't sleep with the windows open.

OP you could cut down the tree.

Sound machine or fan inside. Don't sleep with the windows open.

We discovered a large family of chipper birds lived outside our master bedroom our first night we moved in.

Birds chirping outside early in the morning on rooftop and tress around it, and sometimes it wakes up my kids. I am kind of curious if there is anything that I can do to block bird chirping noises?

I know blackout curtains block out lights, how about that?