Anonymous
04/24/2021 16:40
Subject: Re:Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!
Anonymous wrote:Toddler who recently learned that most boys have penises and most girls have vaginas: “My nanny has a dark blue BMW and a vagina.”
Your nanny has a bmw? That’s an odd thing to post.
Anonymous
04/24/2021 16:10
Subject: Re:Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!
These stories make me happy.
Signed,
Parent of a teenager
Signed,
Parent of a teenager
Anonymous
04/24/2021 16:07
Subject: Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!
Sitting on the potty doing her daily business: “Mama! My nose! It smells .... disgusting!”
Anonymous
04/23/2021 23:03
Subject: Re:Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!
Toddler who recently learned that most boys have penises and most girls have vaginas: “My nanny has a dark blue BMW and a vagina.”
Anonymous
04/23/2021 22:26
Subject: Re:Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!
My toddler was afraid of his shadow and would run from it.
We told him shadows were afraid of trees so just run to a tree.
He ran from tree to tree and was like, yea no shadow.
We told him shadows were afraid of trees so just run to a tree.
He ran from tree to tree and was like, yea no shadow.
Anonymous
04/23/2021 22:20
Subject: Re:Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!
Anonymous wrote:We’re teaching knocking before entering so today I knocked on my two-year-old’s door and he yelled out, “I on a zoom call!”
😅 Cute and funny.
Anonymous
04/23/2021 21:59
Subject: Re:Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!
We’re teaching knocking before entering so today I knocked on my two-year-old’s door and he yelled out, “I on a zoom call!”
Anonymous
04/23/2021 21:55
Subject: Re:Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!
This just happened earlier when DH came home complaining about a bad day at the office. My toddler solemnly nodded her head in sympathy and said “Daddy did you drop your markers at work?”
Anonymous
04/23/2021 21:55
Subject: Re:Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!
My toddler has intermittent hearing loss. He claims he didn’t hear me tell him to get off the top of his dresser but can hear me open a bag of cookies from two floors and several closed doors away... with the radio on... and a jackhammer breaking concrete outside the window.
Anonymous
04/23/2021 21:46
Subject: Re:Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!
My toddler told me at dinner “I need more buttered noodles in my mouth.” This was his way of asking for seconds.
Anonymous
04/23/2021 21:44
Subject: Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!
Anonymous wrote:I love toddler stories
+ 1!
Anonymous
04/23/2021 21:29
Subject: Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!
I love toddler stories
Anonymous
04/23/2021 21:12
Subject: Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!
FWIW, my 10 year old is equally mercurial.
Anonymous
04/23/2021 21:12
Subject: Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!
It's a good thing they're so amusing, because they're so much work!
Anonymous
04/23/2021 21:05
Subject: Toddlers. My God, they’re weird!
This was all just today with a 2.5 yr old:
- after six months of refusing to even try on a mask, he asked to wear his mask out of the blue and kept it on for the whole time we were out.
- the stuffed animal he’s been sleeping with for over a year now terrifies him and has to go live in my closet.
- he doesn’t like pineapple after loving it for his entire life.
- pulling fuzz off his sweater is hysterically funny.
Toddlers are truly strange little creatures.
- after six months of refusing to even try on a mask, he asked to wear his mask out of the blue and kept it on for the whole time we were out.
- the stuffed animal he’s been sleeping with for over a year now terrifies him and has to go live in my closet.
- he doesn’t like pineapple after loving it for his entire life.
- pulling fuzz off his sweater is hysterically funny.
Toddlers are truly strange little creatures.