Anonymous
Post 03/06/2021 19:57     Subject: Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said
My mom was sitting and has a stomach roll. My 3 year old asked why she had two sets of boobs (stomach roll looked just like her boobs)
Anonymous
Post 03/06/2021 18:57     Subject: Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said
Anonymous wrote:Yesterday we gave our baby oatmeal for the first time. Two years year old DD was watching as we made it a big deal that her brother was trying solids for the first time. After a couple spoonfuls, DD turned on her heels and said, “he disgusts me”.



hahahaha omg
Anonymous
Post 03/06/2021 17:25     Subject: Re:Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said
Toddler: I want a new mommy!
Me: Where ever you going to find a new mommy?
Toddler: At a mommy party.
Me: what do mommies do at a mommy party?
Toddler: They eat a lot.
Anonymous
Post 03/06/2021 17:08     Subject: Re:Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said
My sister was watching my kids so I could get my vaccine. Toddler said to my sister - I don't want you here. It is time for you to go home." Then said Huggies and gave her a goodbye hug.
Anonymous
Post 03/06/2021 16:53     Subject: Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said
I asked my son (I think he was almost three) why he was staring at me.
"Because I love you so much."
How sweet. Will you still love me when you're a teenager?
"Oh, yes."
And will you still love me when I'm old?
"Yes, Mama - but you're old right now."
Anonymous
Post 03/06/2021 15:42     Subject: Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said
Anonymous wrote:"Mama. you are really thick"



Seriously, I just laughed out loud and startled my baby!!
Anonymous
Post 03/06/2021 15:41     Subject: Re:Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said
Not a toddler but our kindergartener asked if cars had been invented when i was a little girl.
Anonymous
Post 03/06/2021 15:40     Subject: Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said
"Mama. you are really thick"
Anonymous
Post 03/06/2021 15:39     Subject: Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said
Anonymous wrote:“I wish we didn’t have a mommy so we could make bad choices.”



Brilliant!
Anonymous
Post 03/06/2021 15:32     Subject: Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said
“I wish we didn’t have a mommy so we could make bad choices.”
Anonymous
Post 03/06/2021 14:56     Subject: Re:Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said
DH was pushing our toddler in the stroller and I was walking ahead of them. My toddler started laughing and saying, “bouncy, bouncy bum!”
Anonymous
Post 03/06/2021 14:47     Subject: Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said
My 3yo said, “Mommy I’m going to wash your face because you look old.”
Anonymous
Post 03/06/2021 14:44     Subject: Re:Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said
My nephew asked my prematurity balding brother, “why you take all the hair off you’re head and put it on your chest?”
Anonymous
Post 03/06/2021 14:36     Subject: Re:Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said
My then three-year-old asked my MIL when the baby in her tummy was going to pop out.
Anonymous
Post 03/06/2021 14:31     Subject: Funny but slightly mean things your toddler has said
Yesterday we gave our baby oatmeal for the first time. Two years year old DD was watching as we made it a big deal that her brother was trying solids for the first time. After a couple spoonfuls, DD turned on her heels and said, “he disgusts me”.