Anonymous wrote:"Mom, I'm going to be fine in college. I don't need to learn any adulting skills. I know how to do laundry--I've watched you do it a million times. I'm going to have a blast in college; it's YOU who are going to have a hard time when I'm gone."

~mom who is counting down the days until Sept. 2021

Be very careful, my dd got a similar attitude with the same exact words. Called me every weekend to pick her up. Nightmare first year, she got assaulted.

We are moving into a brand new house. Has a nice finished basement, just for her! Ordered new furniture, just as she wanted. I drove by the house, cause I like doing that, with her in the car.
"I could never live in such a boring house, nor would I ever want such a house. I will live in a school bus that is all hippy style and travel around the world in it. I could never aspire to something so boring as the house you choose."

Anonymous wrote:"Mom, I'm going to be fine in college. I don't need to learn any adulting skills. I know how to do laundry--I've watched you do it a million times. I'm going to have a blast in college; it's YOU who are going to have a hard time when I'm gone."

~mom who is counting down the days until Sept. 2021

Teen is not wrong here....

15 yr old DS just explained the GameStop trading issues. He and his dad are still taking about it now.

Me: “Didn’t we talk about this earlier? And you agreed to do it?”
DD: “I don’t remember. I don’t really listen to you.”

Anonymous wrote:My 14 year old just explained to me how it's actually a GOOD thing that she kicks ice cubes under the fridge when they miss her cup from the dispenser because "then the floor gets clean and we never sweep or clean down there anyway, right?"

Budding politician.

OP, that’s a good one!

My HS senior: “I don’t need to go to college, or work, I can just day trade and live off that.”

How much did you make in your day trading today?

“Well nothing, but yesterday I made $17.”

“Omigod Mom, you’re such a G.”

I felt the warm glow of happiness for hours after.

Anonymous wrote:My 14 year old just explained to me how it's actually a GOOD thing that she kicks ice cubes under the fridge when they miss her cup from the dispenser because "then the floor gets clean and we never sweep or clean down there anyway, right?"

My 15 year old does this too. Gosh their brains really do not function sometimes.

PICK IT UP. No matter what it is. You knock it on the ground or drop it, or miss the trash, PICK IT UP.

Anonymous wrote:She's breaded
hbdbdhdhbhshsbd... in a text
what's good
I know 10 girls that were roofied last weekend
it's slight

?????

She's breaded
hbdbdhdhbhshsbd... in a text
what's good
I know 10 girls that were roofied last weekend
it's slight

"Mom, I'm going to be fine in college. I don't need to learn any adulting skills. I know how to do laundry--I've watched you do it a million times. I'm going to have a blast in college; it's YOU who are going to have a hard time when I'm gone."

~mom who is counting down the days until Sept. 2021

Anonymous wrote:My 14 year old just explained to me how it's actually a GOOD thing that she kicks ice cubes under the fridge when they miss her cup from the dispenser because "then the floor gets clean and we never sweep or clean down there anyway, right?"

That made me LOL.

I hate you. (because I asked her to clean her room)

My 14 year old just explained to me how it's actually a GOOD thing that she kicks ice cubes under the fridge when they miss her cup from the dispenser because "then the floor gets clean and we never sweep or clean down there anyway, right?"