Anonymous
Post 09/17/2020 12:24     Subject: Re:How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Either this is a troll, some perverted Alexandria soccer social media campaign, or I think their should be some competency test for being a parent.


Yes, let's get it out there. I'm a total idiot and I'm not sure if there are multiple clubs, one organization that ALL soccer goes through, or what. I didn't play sports as a kid and I know nothing about how soccer is organized. So are you saying that all youth soccer in Alexandria is organized through alexandria-soccer.org?



For that age there are a ton of clubs- are you in Alexandria proper or the Fairfax portion of Alexandria?
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2020 12:20     Subject: Re:How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Either this is a troll, some perverted Alexandria soccer social media campaign, or I think their should be some competency test for being a parent.


Yes, let's get it out there. I'm a total idiot and I'm not sure if there are multiple clubs, one organization that ALL soccer goes through, or what. I didn't play sports as a kid and I know nothing about how soccer is organized. So are you saying that all youth soccer in Alexandria is organized through alexandria-soccer.org?

I think because the of ASA's name, people assumed you were looking for the specific club. But regardless, it is the dominant club in the area.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2020 12:19     Subject: How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Just google Alexandria soccer club it is the first result.


Again, I don't know what "it" is. I don't know the first thing about soccer and I know that there are ways to sign up through the rec department, private clubs, etc.


You must live under a rock. IT is the first result from the google search. Click the linky!

I think someone did the work for you though.


Yes, as I stated, I'm a total idiot, and I live under a rock. We have established that. I found the website through my own Google search, but that doesn't mean that I know how soccer is organized, whether that's one of many Alexandria soccer organizations, or if it's the only one.

Now that we've established that I'm a moron who's unfit to be a parent, and that I also live under a rock, please try to educate my helpless self.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2020 12:18     Subject: How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Um, have you gone to the website and contacted them?


What website?


https://alexandria-soccer.org/


Thanks. I was on this website earlier and didn't see information about youth soccer -- only "tots" and "adults". Trying again now, it looks like I want to go under "recreation" for youth.

Yep, that is correct.


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Anonymous
Post 09/17/2020 12:17     Subject: How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Just google Alexandria soccer club it is the first result.


Again, I don't know what "it" is. I don't know the first thing about soccer and I know that there are ways to sign up through the rec department, private clubs, etc.


You must live under a rock. IT is the first result from the google search. Click the linky!

I think someone did the work for you though.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2020 12:17     Subject: Re:How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?
Anonymous wrote:Either this is a troll, some perverted Alexandria soccer social media campaign, or I think their should be some competency test for being a parent.


Yes, let's get it out there. I'm a total idiot and I'm not sure if there are multiple clubs, one organization that ALL soccer goes through, or what. I didn't play sports as a kid and I know nothing about how soccer is organized. So are you saying that all youth soccer in Alexandria is organized through alexandria-soccer.org?
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2020 12:17     Subject: How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Um, have you gone to the website and contacted them?


What website?


https://alexandria-soccer.org/


Thanks. I was on this website earlier and didn't see information about youth soccer -- only "tots" and "adults". Trying again now, it looks like I want to go under "recreation" for youth.

Yep, that is correct.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2020 12:16     Subject: How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Um, have you gone to the website and contacted them?


What website?


https://alexandria-soccer.org/


Thanks. I was on this website earlier and didn't see information about youth soccer -- only "tots" and "adults". Trying again now, it looks like I want to go under "recreation" for youth.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2020 12:14     Subject: Re:How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?
Either this is a troll, some perverted Alexandria soccer social media campaign, or I think their should be some competency test for being a parent.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2020 12:14     Subject: How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?
Anonymous wrote:Just google Alexandria soccer club it is the first result.


Again, I don't know what "it" is. I don't know the first thing about soccer and I know that there are ways to sign up through the rec department, private clubs, etc.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2020 12:13     Subject: How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Um, have you gone to the website and contacted them?


What website?


https://alexandria-soccer.org/
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2020 12:13     Subject: How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?
Just google Alexandria soccer club it is the first result.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2020 12:12     Subject: How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?
Anonymous wrote:Um, have you gone to the website and contacted them?


What website?
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2020 12:11     Subject: How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?
Um, have you gone to the website and contacted them?
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2020 12:11     Subject: How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?
Is it too late? How about my 3.5 YO?