OP here. Your kids are hilariously weird. I love it.

Anonymous wrote:I was talking about buying some stuff for our beach trip. The 2yo demanded “make my ocean, Mommy? Make my ocean now?”

She also calls her bathing suit a “busy soup” and I die every time.

Awww...mine called it a "baby soup".

7 year old: "Can you ask X and Y if I can have their house when they die?"

My 9 year old jokingly threatened to put his sister’s head on a pike. Not sure what he’s been watching?

I was talking about buying some stuff for our beach trip. The 2yo demanded “make my ocean, Mommy? Make my ocean now?”

She also calls her bathing suit a “busy soup” and I die every time.

Anonymous wrote:4-year-old: "This is a baby. His parents died in a mass extinction event."

Oh my word! I can’t stop laughing!

My newly 5 year old son asked why can't dinosaurs be newscasters.

My 17 yo said she was going to Petco to get toys for the cat.

4-year-old: "This is a baby. His parents died in a mass extinction event."

2-year old, naming colors:

Pink
Red
ORANGES
Yellow
Green
Blue
Pink (really purple)
White

I DID IT!!

Much cuter than my stubborn 12 year old today - “you can’t make me learn anything if I don’t want to learn anything! I choose not to learn!”

My 3 year old insisted on leaning on my back while I scooped the cat boxes. When I asked her why, she said “it’s so you don’t fall in, Mommy.”

9yr old DD was watching Frozen and at some point during the movie when someone asked Anna if she knew about Elsa’s powers she said no.

DD: “She’s been lied to her entire life.”

I miss those days.
Enjoy, OP!

My 3 year old had 2 gems:

First:

Me, looking at a tiny coffin-like house she had made for her toys: Can they breath in there?

Her: No, Mommy. They don’t breath. They’re toys.

Second:

Her, walking out of the bathroom, holding her shorts: Mommy, I don’t want to wear pants.

Typical. She’s half-naked most of the time.