Anonymous
Post 04/04/2020 19:45     Subject: A truly evil thread about things that make parents laugh but shouldn’t
Anonymous wrote:Once when camping my little sister and I were eating cereal at the picnic table and I caught a fly with my hand - slapped it down in the table. She got grossed out and got up and left the breakfast table for a minute. I picked up the sugar pop on her spoon, put the fly on the spoon and put the sugar pop back down. She came back and ate it!!!!!

That was like almost 50 years ago but it still gives me an evil laugh mwaaahahahah


You are evil and a little shit too
Anonymous
Post 04/04/2020 19:43     Subject: A truly evil thread about things that make parents laugh but shouldn’t
Anonymous wrote:My toddlers were doing chalk drawings on our driveway while I gardened. Half of them look like dicks. Like with balls and everything. Dh and I laughed and laughed. We left it for the neighbors to enjoy too.


I was going to contribute to the thread but nothing tops this. I'm still LMAO.
Anonymous
Post 04/04/2020 16:41     Subject: Re:A truly evil thread about things that make parents laugh but shouldn’t
DD has the biggest eyes and when you accidentally startle her, her eyes get even bigger. I hate to laugh but it’s really funny. Like a cartoon animal!
Anonymous
Post 04/04/2020 16:25     Subject: A truly evil thread about things that make parents laugh but shouldn’t
When my nephew was a baby I used to stick a cheerio to his nose with my spit and see how long it would take him to find it. I don't do that anymore.
Anonymous
Post 04/04/2020 15:58     Subject: A truly evil thread about things that make parents laugh but shouldn’t
We just made oatmeal raisin cookies with walnuts and my 3yo has been running around the kitchen singing “I love nuts, I liove nuts, nuts nuts nuts” for like 15 min. I’ve been trying to keep a straight face
Anonymous
Post 04/04/2020 14:46     Subject: A truly evil thread about things that make parents laugh but shouldn’t
Anonymous wrote:My toddlers were doing chalk drawings on our driveway while I gardened. Half of them look like dicks. Like with balls and everything. Dh and I laughed and laughed. We left it for the neighbors to enjoy too.


OMG! I am laughing so hard here!
Anonymous
Post 04/04/2020 13:49     Subject: A truly evil thread about things that make parents laugh but shouldn’t
I have twins. Once when they were about 2.5 they were really crazy right before bedtime and were running around screaming and laughing in the living room. They collided and (being twins) their little skulls were at exactly the same height and they made a cartoon coconut-bonking noise. I had to suppress a fit of giggles while comforting everyone. Clonk!
Anonymous
Post 04/04/2020 13:45     Subject: Re:A truly evil thread about things that make parents laugh but shouldn’t
I love it when my preschooler cries. I don’t know, it’s just so cute. Of course if it was something serious I wouldn’t. But it’s usually a small accident or a tantrum.
Anonymous
Post 04/04/2020 13:42     Subject: A truly evil thread about things that make parents laugh but shouldn’t
My toddlers were doing chalk drawings on our driveway while I gardened. Half of them look like dicks. Like with balls and everything. Dh and I laughed and laughed. We left it for the neighbors to enjoy too.
Anonymous
Post 04/04/2020 13:24     Subject: A truly evil thread about things that make parents laugh but shouldn’t
Once when camping my little sister and I were eating cereal at the picnic table and I caught a fly with my hand - slapped it down in the table. She got grossed out and got up and left the breakfast table for a minute. I picked up the sugar pop on her spoon, put the fly on the spoon and put the sugar pop back down. She came back and ate it!!!!!

That was like almost 50 years ago but it still gives me an evil laugh mwaaahahahah
Anonymous
Post 04/04/2020 13:15     Subject: A truly evil thread about things that make parents laugh but shouldn’t
Ha ha!
Anonymous
Post 04/04/2020 13:14     Subject: Re:A truly evil thread about things that make parents laugh but shouldn’t
This are great. And not evil, just funny.
Anonymous
Post 04/04/2020 12:44     Subject: Re:A truly evil thread about things that make parents laugh but shouldn’t
I put a spoonful of applesauce into my baby’s ear. She turned her head and I wasn’t paying attention and just spooned it into her ear. I laughed - she didn’t.
Anonymous
Post 04/04/2020 12:41     Subject: Re:A truly evil thread about things that make parents laugh but shouldn’t
My kid was running wearing socks and slid on the wood floor. The part that had me laughing all afternoon yesterday was that he was on the opposite side of the counter so he just vanished with a grunt.

I’m still laughing!
Anonymous
Post 04/04/2020 12:39     Subject: A truly evil thread about things that make parents laugh but shouldn’t
My toddler was quietly playing and deeper in concentration than I thought. I just said her name and she actually went “ahh!” and her little arms shot up in fright.

I’m still giggling about it.

Evil mother.