I don’t know about yours, but my dog works damn hard for those services:

-bed warmer
-sofa warmer
-dish pre-washer
-automatic vacuum
-security alarm
-walk drill sergeant
-pest control

If you look as cute as your dog I'd bet you could live the same LOL.

Anonymous wrote:find a better hobby my friend... i heard uber eats is hiring.

You too since you have nothing better to do..clearly.

Forgot personal food shopper..

find a better hobby my friend... i heard uber eats is hiring.

To have all tis and do nothing! But having fun, sleeping...being.

Free food
Free home
Free car rides
Free vacation
Free healthcare
Free burial
A chauffeur
A companion
A trainer
A maid
An entertainer

No cooking
No work
No cleaning
No washing
No fashion needs
No car costs
No mortgage
No yard work
No business trips
No telecommute
No cc payments

Good life. Do you think we can ever get there?
Apparently dogs are smarter. We work for them.