Garbage.

She gives them to babies who want their first teeth.

Sells them to dental students to practice cleaning teeth

Tooth fairy eats them. It is like apples to them.
- Junie B Jones

Anonymous wrote:I just said she uses them like money in her world so that why she trades our currency for hers. I don't keep any teeth. Could you imagine going off to college or getting married and having your mother present you with a Ziploc bag of old baby teeth? "Here you go, darling, enjoy the nostalgia!"

OP here, ew, I definitely don't keep the teeth!

Anonymous wrote:Op, if your child is “with it” enough to know that “building a castle” with the teeth is ridiculous, than maybe it’s time to spill the beans about the tooth fairy.

And it cracks me up that you are teaching about the Big Bang theory but also trying to keep up the tooth fairy facade.

Oh look, it's someone who told their kid the tooth fairy makes castles from teeth!! How quaint of you.

I always just say: what do you think?

I'm the museum mom, and I have answered many questions over the years with "You know, I've always wondered that too. What do you think?"

Ours didn't take them. He just came and admired them, like a little museum under my kids' pillow.

Anonymous wrote:I just said she uses them like money in her world so that why she trades our currency for hers. I don't keep any teeth. Could you imagine going off to college or getting married and having your mother present you with a Ziploc bag of old baby teeth? "Here you go, darling, enjoy the nostalgia!"

My mother did that. It was... gross.

I just said she uses them like money in her world so that why she trades our currency for hers. I don't keep any teeth. Could you imagine going off to college or getting married and having your mother present you with a Ziploc bag of old baby teeth? "Here you go, darling, enjoy the nostalgia!"

How do reindeer fly and pull a heavy sled? How can Santa visit billions of houses in one night? Where does the Easter Bunny get zillions of eggs? Shouldn’t it be an Easter Chicken?

These things are magical because we can’t explain them.

Or you can tell her that dentures for old people are made out of kids’ discarded baby teeth.

My kid found my stash of collected teeth so I told her the tooth fairy sells them back to the parents - that’s how the tooth fairy makes the money it leaves for kids’ teeth.

Op, if your child is “with it” enough to know that “building a castle” with the teeth is ridiculous, than maybe it’s time to spill the beans about the tooth fairy.

And it cracks me up that you are teaching about the Big Bang theory but also trying to keep up the tooth fairy facade.

I was asked this today and I haven't been able to come up with a good answer. Kid just brought up writing the tooth fairy letter next time, so now i have to come up with something better than "I don't know!". The things I've found on google aren't going to fly with my child (last week, we read a book about the big bang theory, so "she turns the teeth into stars" not so much). Other things just sound dumb - she grinds teeth into fairy dust? she uses them to build a castle? wtf?). Any other good suggestions?

I KNOW this is a silly question, don't tear me a new one, please!