Anonymous
Post 03/01/2020 14:52     Subject: Re:If you need something funny...
Here's one from our house.

4 yo: Are Aunt Larla and Cousin Larlee staying with us when they come to visit?

Me: No, they can't. They're allergic to cats.

Long pause...

4 yo: They can't eat cats?
Anonymous
Post 02/29/2020 20:33     Subject: Re:If you need something funny...

Me: What's the first rule of cooking?

4: Don't put your hands in your butt.

Me:

4:

Me: Correct.

These last 2 are from here:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.huffpost.com/entry/funny-parenting-tweets-2019_l_5e0107a8e4b0843d35ffd77f/amp
Anonymous
Post 02/29/2020 20:28     Subject: Re:If you need something funny...
How about this one:

My husband and I decided we don't want to have children.

We will be telling them tonight.
Anonymous
Post 02/29/2020 20:22     Subject: If you need something funny...
Both adorable. Please keep these coming, I need the humor.
Anonymous
Post 02/29/2020 20:04     Subject: Re:If you need something funny...
I like this one best:
Taking my toddler to an NHL game tonight. Gonna tell her Elsa made the ice.
Anonymous
Post 02/29/2020 20:03     Subject: If you need something funny...
Anonymous wrote:8 is a little old to not know....


^^ missing the point. So DCUM...
Anonymous
Post 02/29/2020 19:56     Subject: If you need something funny...
8 is a little old to not know....
Anonymous
Post 02/29/2020 19:45     Subject: If you need something funny...
Was just reading this now and thought I would share the fun:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5e592d6ec5b60102210fc9a7

Here's one of them:

8: mommy I want to study pastrami

Me: why pastrami specifically?

8: I’m just super interested in the stars

Me: astronomy you mean astronomy

8: pretty sure it’s pastrami